Filed under: Beyonce

As even the folks at the Abhayagiri Buddhist Monastery have heard by now, Beyoncé and longtime boyfriend Jay-Z got hitched on Friday. Only we have an exclusive look at a few of the wedding cards they’ve received from friends and family:

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Filed under: Beauty, Featured, Freak Show Posters

Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot them with great regularity as they multiply and invade the tony boutiques and cafes of Beverly Hills and beyond. Medium: acrylic, gouache and quantum entanglement on paper.

Filed under: Beauty, Who Did It Better

LEFT: Kathie Lee Gifford studying her notes on her first day as co-host of The Today Show’s fourth hour in New York City

RIGHT: Olivia studying static electricity on her field trip at the American Museum of Science and Energy in Oakridge, TN

Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous

Bridget Marquardt, Hef, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson at Hef’s 82nd birthday party in Vegas

HOLLY: This is it. This is the year Puffin’s gonna propose!

HEF: Uh-oh. Did I remember my teeth?

KENDRA: This counts as a kiss, right? Seriously, if I have to touch that old dude one more time…

HOLLY: Puffin and I are going to be together forever! Or at least till he kicks the bucket and I get his fortune. BWAA-HAA-HAA!

HEF: Who is this nice girl kissing me? Is that Anna Nicole?

BRIDGET: I’m just going to say it — I look pretty great.

KENDRA: Finish taking the freaking picture already! I have to find out if Memphis won…

HOLLY: Let’s try telepathy: You can’t wait to propose to Holly. You can’t wait to propose to Holly…

HEF: I can’t wait… to go home. Pretty sure there’s a new episode of Three’s Company on TV tonight. I love that wacky Jack Tripper! He should win an Emmy this year.

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Filed under: Who Wore It Best

LEFT: Paris Hilton leaving Finland’s Helsinki-Vantaa Airport

RIGHT: Gemini striking a pose for her JC Penney Portrait Studios glamour shots

Filed under: Daily Drivel

Beyonce and Jay-Z get hitched. Sources say when Beyonce threw the bouquet, all the women dived… to avoid getting stuck with it. [Dlisted]

Breaking: Kathleen Turner admits Nic Cage is no chihuahua thief! [Celebitchy]

Teri Hatcher to sing on American Idol. I’ll give her fifty bucks to serenade Ryan Seacrest with “Dude Looks Like a Lady.” [Gabby Babble]

Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend arrested for bouncing checks. Note to Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend: Insider trading is way cooler. [Lainey]

New Kids on the Block’s “big announcement” on the Today show was about as big as their recent career prospects. [POTP]

Amy Winehouse keeps moving houses to avoid her demons. Seems like avoiding the liquor store would be more effective. [popbytes]

Star reports that Zahara pushes Shiloh. Otherwise known as kids being kids. [Hollywood Offender]

Much cooler than band camp — porn camp! [CK]

Filed under: Deep Thoughts

“Is that a Bud Light in Kid Rock’s pocket, or is he just happy to see me?”

Have a Deep Thought suggestion? Share it after the jump!

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