Filed under: Who Wore It Best

LEFT: Brad Pitt filming a special segment for Idol Gives Back at the Kodak Theatre

RIGHT: Freddy Krueger chilling for a bit before savagely murdering his next victim

Filed under: Dumb Clowns, Paris Hilton

Our most embarrassing export since David Hasselhoff, Paris Hilton, reportedly kept the locals amused during her recent visit to South Africa, where she accompanied her boyfriend du jour, Benji Madden.

The couple was in town for the My Coke Fest music event, which sounds like it would be popular with musicians such as Amy Winehouse and the recently jailed Pete Doherty.

A hotel spy revealed:

“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”

According to Circus Hour sources, the locals responded, “Um, if it had any sense, it would most certainly run away from you.”

Filed under: If They Mated...

Futon + Bert = “The Groove” sleep system

Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Rachael Ray

“I should’ve put some EVOO on my breasts to make them look extra yum-o!”

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Filed under: Daily Drivel

Oldies but goodies: South Park Scientology episodes. (Suggested drinking game: drink every time a character says “closet.) [StopScientology.com]

The Nanny Scandals: Rob Lowe’s former nanny tries to blackmail him. [Celebitchy]

Whitney Houston checks out her own rack at Celebrity Fight Night. Because rack is NOT whack! [POTP]

Minnie Driver dishes on her pregnancy, but still no word on the baby daddy. (Dibs on Kevin Federline.) [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Woody Harrelson strips down to his Woody Wood Pecker. [Celebrity Smack]

CU Never Again: Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford broke up over text. [Lainey]

Project Runway says “auf Wiedersehen” to Bravo.  [Seriously?  OMG!]

A tribute to Charlton Heston, R.I.P. [popbytes]

Filed under: Beauty

Either that, or the Botox has gone to THEIR brain, too. Behold the latest slogan for Botox™®©:

Celebrity photo added by Candy for her own simple-minded amusement

Um, okay. Freedom of expression? Or Freedom FROM expression?

Here are some taglines that seem more fitting:

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Filed under: Pamela Anderson, Television

Pamela Anderson has officially entrenched herself among entertainment trailblazers, going where no man or woman has ever gone before by scoring her own reality show on E!.

The show, cleverly titled “Pamela,” is not billed as a reality series but as an infinitely different “docu-style series” and is produced by the makers of the acclaimed feature documentaries “The Eyes of Tammy Faye” and “Inside Deep Throat.”

“Pamela will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series,” executive producer Randy Barbato said in a statement, likely because he was afraid he would be unable to keep a straight face during a press conference. “The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today’s most iconic superstars in the style of a uniquely shot documentary film.”

Other reality show, er… I mean, docu-style series titles under consideration included:

• My Big Fat Obnoxious Breasts
• Survivor: Tales of Pamela Anderson’s Ex-Husbands
• The Hills
• The Real World — and The World in Which Pam Lives
• Divorcing with the Stars