Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art

WHY WHY WHY does Paris Hilton have the need to show the world her icky private parts? She spots the paparazzi and in no time flat, her dress is hiked up and we can see she doesn’t wear undies. Riveting, no? I don’t think I need to say more - this painting says it all. 

Filed under: Star Jones, Star Jones Art

 At least that’s what the tabloids claim.  It was reported that Star, aka “Bridezilla” and her husband Al Reynolds paid almost nothing for her extravagantly expensive sponsored wedding.  Apparently, she promised sponsors a free plug on The View in exchange for things like $6,000 cakes and exotic honeymoons.  I would have loved to have drawn her as Bridezilla, but I thought Ursula the Sea Witch was a more appropriate metaphor.  She can use all those tentacles to grab all the free stuff she wants - even a husband!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie

Worship ye at the Shrine of the Hollywood Beauty Standard.

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie

Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie appear to have stopped eating….but that hasn’t stopped them from stepping out to the clubs every night! Need a hot date for a night out in Hollywood? Just borrow a lifesize skeleton from a high school anatomy classroom and toss a blonde wig on it.