Filed under: P. Diddy, P. Diddy Art

The ostentatious and egotistical media clown appears in public dripping in diamonds and wearing custom-made suits while inexplicably wearing a ridiculous plastic crown on his head and a fur coat.  He’s also been spotted jet skiing around his yacht in Cannes while wearing a fluffy white bathrobe.  Are we supposed to take him seriously?All that showing off….. and yet the mouth will not close.Star magazine recently ran this photo of P. Dingles pouring $300 bottles of Cristal champange all over the floor. I altered it a little bit because I heard the Diddy gets angry as a snake when anyone dares to point out his folly.

Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art

 After being voted “The World’s Most Beautiful Sports Icon” by People magazine, David Beckham issued a press release enlightening the world how he stays so gorgeous.  His wife Victoria “smothers beauty creams on him at bedtime” (ewwww) and he pampers himself with manicures and facials.  After I read the release, I immediately pictured him as a giant Barbie doll head for little girls to play with.

Filed under: Courtney Love, Courtney Love Art

I miss the sporadic insanities of Courtney Love and wonder what sort of trouble she’ll get into next.

Filed under: Mickey Rourke

Star magazine features a weekly column called "Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous".  They’ll have a dazzling before picture of the victim in their youthful glory (see above).  And then……

right next to it, a horrifying after photo complete with comments detailing all the surgery, injections and implants the victim has had.  They called Mickey "stretched and lumpy" and said that his "tight face-lift…is deteriorating…"  Yeah, he looks a bit shiny and melty, but he’s a mighty fine actor.

Filed under: Olsen Twins Art, The Olsen Twins

The little Olsen Twins swing gleefully among the branches of their money tree, picking leaves whenever they feel like it, and spending it all on fancy New York apartments, baggy wardrobes and popcorn bucket-sized cups of coffee from Starbucks. What a life.

Filed under: Britney Spears, Britney Spears Art

Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art

WHY WHY WHY does Paris Hilton have the need to show the world her icky private parts? She spots the paparazzi and in no time flat, her dress is hiked up and we can see she doesn’t wear undies. Riveting, no? I don’t think I need to say more - this painting says it all.