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Posted by 14 ♦ August 3, 2005
Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez Art
Of all the gossip flying around about Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, the most pervasive is 1.) J.Lo has a sizable caboose and 2.) Marc Anthony is scary looking. There is also speculation Marc is a “control freak”. Tabloids publish the observations of “body language experts” who claim that because Jen follows behind him, he is showing the world he’s the one in control. Apparently, he also tells her what to wear and flies into a jealous rage when she speaks to her leading men between shooting scenes on her movie set. Antonio Banderas beware!
We sent our reporters from Slander Magazine to find out if Marc really is a control freak. We’re not sure how they were able to acquire this touching love letter that Marc wrote to J.Lo, but we are publishing it and asking questions later.
Filed under: Uncategorized
Is this the look that defines ROCK STAR these days? An overly groomed, makeup-wearing girlie man who balances his 1950’s housewife look with the opposing element of devilish, mysterious freaky he-goat….is this really what Dave Navarro has become? Is Prince aware his signature look has been stolen? Is Carmen Electra responsible for this? She does seem to have a thing for scary girlie men. Remember, she was previously married to Dennis Rodman. A theory begins to hatch.
Filed under: George Bush Art
We interupt this program for a special announcement. Several requests for me to "do something political" have flooded my in-box. I suppose this image fits the theme as this IS the Gallery of the ABSURD. This is a portrait of George Bush in his first term, so it’s a bit outdated….but not really. Karl Rove would have looked nice as a hovering bat, no? We will now return to our regularly scheduled program, please stay tuned for more Hollywood antics…
Filed under: Uncategorized
I’m still experimenting with the concept of celebrity Before and After photos. After seeing Hilary Duff’s sizable new veneers featured in Star magazine’s Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous and reading numerous blogs discussing the subject (see google) it occured to me how similar all of this madness is to an old fashioned circus side show. This is first in my series of Celebrity Freak Show Posters.
Pondering further, I wondered how large Hilary’s toothbrush, err…. scrub brush might be. Does she buy her toothpaste in industrial sized tubs? MEOW! To all you Hilary fans about to flood my in-box with your ire, please remember….I paint the GOSSIP, not the celebrity. Hilary is a pretty girl. A pretty girl with giant teeth.
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With the popularity of celebrity Before and After photos appearing on the web and in gossip magazines, I wondered what would happen if I combined a Before and After into one painting. I took the famous Farrah Fawcett poster, a beloved icon of a generation of men and combined it with the Farrah of today. Interesting results ensued. If she can have her own reality show, why not a reality poster?
NOTE: I yanked Russell Crowe down because I didn’t think the painting conveyed the intensity of the "Russell Crowe Fury". This is a man who hurls a telephone against the wall in public, so he really needs to be painted more insanely angry. When finished, I’ll repost.
Filed under: Britney Spears, Britney Spears Art
I understand what a grave disappointment it is to all of you that Page Six recently announced Britney Spears will not be posing nude on the cover of Vanity Fair. Rumors were swirling, and the nation’s anticipation was growing feverish. Determined not to let you down, 14 has decided to put Britney on the cover anyway.
Filed under: Celebrity Endorsements
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