Filed under: Celebutards, Drunk Clowns, Paris Hilton

Barron Hilton has followed in the esteemed footsteps of sister Paris by pleading no contest to DUI.

A judge has ordered that 18-year-old Barron learn firsthand about the ramifications of drinking and driving with a visit the L.A. County Morgue. Of course, showing him THIS would be even more effective in demonstrating the dangers of drinking:

Barron was also placed on three years probation and had his license yanked for a year.

The youngest Hilton sibling was arrested in February after cops say he drove drunk, showed them a fake ID and rammed his car into a Malibu gas station employee.

Or, as the Hiltons would call it, any other Tuesday morning.

Filed under: Pop Quizzes

Mischa Barton is dressed like this because:

1) She’s preparing to take over the lead role in the American Pimp sequel;

2) Well, she needs to find some way to stay warm in L.A.’s chilly 70-degree weather;

3) She’s clearly STILL high;

4) She thinks “The O.C.” stands for “Ostentatious Cat”;

5) None of the above. Mischa looks like that because ____________.

[Photo Source]

Filed under: Games

Circus Hour’s “Spot the Difference” is a game of intense concentration, where players must identify the differences between two seemingly identical pictures:

Ready, set, spot!

Lucky winners get a copy of the Oscar-robbed Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. (We’re still waiting for the sequel, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot — You With Botox.)

Filed under: Entertainment, Television

In light of the recent announcement that The CW is developing a 90210 spin-off, I thought I would re-post an oldie but goodie — posted waaaayyyy back in September 2007 – in which I shared for no good reason who I would cast in 90210 today (perhaps I was psychic — or knew it was inevitable because Hollywood can’t make anything original anymore):

Introducing Heidi Montag as Donna Martin!

Zac Efron as Brandon Walsh!

Hilary Duff as Brenda Walsh!

Continued

Filed under: Daily Drivel

Back to being the friendly skies: British Airways bans Naomi Campbell. [Dlisted]

Pictures of Angelina Jolie in Washington, D.C., where she attended the Council of Foreign Relations’ “Iraq, Education, and Children of Conflict” forum. Meanwhile, I… took the rotting salmon out of my fridge. I’d say we had equally productive days! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

What a coincidence: Lauren Conrad’s tongue looks like my rotting salmon. [popbytes]

Salma Hayek says it’s a lie that mothers lose weight from breastfeeding, while millions of men await the chance to help her disprove that theory.  [Celebitchy]

Apparently, online prostitution is legal. [Celebrity Smack]

Spot the TMZ headline! Shockingly, no “ding dang” or “borefriend” in sight. [BWE]

Fergie looks hot, airbrushed in Glamour magazine. [POTP]

Chace Crawford moves on with Michelle Trachtenberg. In response to this tidbit, 99.9% of the world asked, “Who and huh?” [Gabby Babble]

Trouble for Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds?  Oh, what a pity.  Guess I’ll have to offer Ryan a place in my bed, er… I mean, a shoulder to lean on.  In my bed.  [Ayyyy!]

Filed under: Entertainment

Behold this gem from “Music Idol,” the Bulgarian version of the hit British TV show “Pop Idol”:

Note to self: Get job as smart-ass “Music Idol” subtitle writer.

Filed under: Fashion, Sexy Time

Some people say farewell to their dearly departed with tears and flowers. Others, of course, give the deceased a sexy boost with some revealing lingerie.

Yes, sexy lingerie sets have reportedly become a hit among Malaysia’s ethnic Chinese, who are buying them for their dead relatives at the Qingming Festival this Friday.

To mark the day, Chinese traditionally tend the graves of their departed loved ones and often burn paper money, model houses, cars, cell phones and other goods as offerings to honor them and keep them comfortable in the afterlife.

However, paper lingerie has become an increasingly popular offering for dead female relatives. The owner of a paper model shop reveals:

“Most customers find them cute and would usually add a few sets to go with other paper clothing and items such as dresses, bags and shoes for their female family members to use in the other world.”

A matching set of floral underwear trimmed with gold-colored studs costs four ringgit ($1.25). The same would cost — and this is a conservative estimate — about 113 million times more in an American lingerie store.

All of which explains why Victoria’s Secret has launched their own line for the skeleton set: