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Posted by Candy ♦ April 17, 2008
Filed under: Daily Drivel
Candy is currently in Barcelona, where she’s contracted a stomach flu that, well, has made her very acquainted with the bathroom facilities. So here are a few stories in the blogosphere to keep you entertained today while Candy hugs the bathroom floor…
Looks like David Beckham has started a trend: Experts predict that humans are going to fall in love and have sexy time with robots by the year 2050. [Candy]
Papa Joe unsuccessfully peddling Ashlee Simpson’s (nonexistent?) baby pictures for $1 million. But the laughter coming out of the OK! magazine offices? Priceless. [Dlisted]
Sign of the apocalypse: Britney Spears hits the recording studio and gym. [Celebitchy]
Fred Durst is on a highly successful pro-aging regimen. [Celebrity Dirt]
Tori Spelling says she’s a gay icon. Somewhere, Judy Garland is rolling over in her grave. [Gabby Babble]
American Idol update. All I want to know is, did Sanjaya win yet? No? How ’bout Clay Aiken? [popbytes]
Heartwarming family story of the day: Kanye West says he likes big mammary glands because he was breastfed too long. [POTP]
Disney Princes Gone Wild. [Film Experience]
Michelle Rodriguez says people assume she’s a lesbian because she wears jeans a lot. Which is EXACTLY what tipped me off. Well that, and her girlfriend. [Hollywood Offender]
Filed under: Beauty, Freak Show News
WARNING: There is no safe place to rest your eyes in this post.
WARNING: No, really, I’m serious.
WARNING: Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you…
[More of British “glamour model” and TV personality, Jodie Marsh]
Filed under: Get/Avoid the Look, The Olsen Twins
Filed under: General Musings
Zarbod, a “lonely space alien looking for love on Earth” via, of course, YouTube, asked me to do a collaboration with him and I simply couldn’t resist his otherworldly charms…
Filed under: Daily Drivel
Live blogging “Talk Sex with Sue Johanson.” Yup, it was a slow night. [Candy]
Check out Scarlett Johansson’s new single, “Anywhere I Lay My Head.” Can’t wait for Alanis Morissette’s response single, “Don’t You Dare Lay Your Head Anywhere on My Ex-Fiance, Bee-yotch.” [Charlie’s]
Judgment call time: America’s Funniest Home Video? Or hilarious anti-smoking ad? [BWE]
Star magazine talks about Tom and Katie’s “trial separation” and “fight for Suri.” Not to mention who gets custody of the haircut. [popbytes]
Break out the Bud Light! A Rock of Love 2 finale recap. [Fatback]
Looks like Susan Sarandon’s son wants to return to breastfeeding. [Celebrity Dirt]
Paris Hilton’s parents give Benji Madden their stamp of approval. Boy, they’re going to be disappointed when they find out he’s not a poodle/schnauzer/cocker spaniel mix. [POTP]
Cameron Diaz’s father dies unexpectedly. R.I.P. [Celebitchy]
Bosom buddies: British “glamour model” Alicia Douvall is going to buy breast implants for her teenage daughter. Awwww… precious! [Celebrity Smack]
Your daily Ashlee Simpson pregnancy rumor update. Why do I feel like we should pull back the curtain to reveal that publicity wizard, Papa Joe, is pulling the media’s strings? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jennie Garth moving back to Beverly Hills 90210? I’ll never forgive Kelly for stealing Dylan from Brenda. NEVER! [Seriously? OMG!]
Filed under: Celebrities
“I’d like to be done up to the nines in a huge flowery chiffon dress, stretched out like a sail on a beach in the Hebrides, so I can be pecked to pieces by birds.”
–Tilda Swinton on what she wants done with her body when she dies
Filed under: Headline of the Day
Hey, as they say, two heads are better than one.
