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Well, sort of.
I visited Anastasia Beverly Hills, eyebrow stylist to the stars (and Y-list bloggers), yesterday to tame my bushy brows… and who should walk in but Tara “I miss my old ta-tas” Reid. Wearing low-rise jeans, flats and a camel-colored fringed suede jacket, Miss Reid’s hair was long and fried from a tragic bleach overdose. Also noteworthy was her surprisingly tiny hiney. I suppose given how frequently she’s publicly made an ass out of herself, I expected it to be much more ample.
She quickly was escorted to the …
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The end of summer may also mean the end of Seth and Summer. According to two not particularly reliable sources, The O.C.’s real life so-cute-you-just-want-to-squeeze-their-cheeks couple, Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody, may be on the rocks.
My Kinda Place claims Rachel was spotted out with former boy bander JC Chasez this week, fueling rumours that she and nerdy-chic Brody are on a break — rumors that come on the heels of last week’s sightings of Rachel getting cozy with inexplicable bachelor-about-town Zach Braff.
And as Life & Style reports, Rachel and JC were even …
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However, Kanye West has perhaps taken the skull trend a tad too far with this get-up he sported to the Stella McCartney show at Paris Fashion Week.
And if he’s making a social statement, rather than a fashion one, about the bony models on the catwalk, well, then Kanye deserves kudos not condemnation. Kudos, indeed.
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Did anyone catch the heartfelt editorial cartoon Lindsay Lohan’s father sketched while sitting in jail? Click here to view it so that you may understand the importance of the editorial cartoon we’ve posted below. As we were chuckling over Defamer’s revised version of the Lohan cartoon, our assistant burst into our plush office and handed us a mysterious hand-delivered letter marked “urgent”. We hastily tore it open and were shocked to discover a hand-written note from Katie Holmes! “Please publish this editorial cartoon on Gallery of the Absurd so the public will be aware of my …
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Adorable little Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is just over a week old and she’s already at the center of gossip tabloid scandal. Seems the first public photo of Shiloh was leaked and posted to some our favorite gossip blogs. Since People magazine paid $4.1 million for exclusive rights for the photos, this did not sit well with the legal department over at Time Inc. Bloggers were demanded to remove the photos immediately or they would face the consequences. Gawker posts the …
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Can you guess what this horrifying image might be? Answer posted later today….
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This morning, Page Six columnist Cindy Adams wrote a little news item about Barbra Streisand…
"CHUBBY Streisand can’t stuff into pal Donna Karan’s creations and may switch to Omar the Tentmaker. Fat must be contagious. Husband James Brolin also ballooned . . ."
MEOW!!! Well, after reading such vitriol, I HAD to draw it. Had to. No question.
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