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Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden is engaged to Australian actress Sophie Monk. Her rep tells People, “Benji proposed to Sophie in Australia on Christmas Eve with a Neil Lane diamond ring. They are very excited and enjoying this time with family and friends.” (Do you think Benji got a discount for dropping Neil Lane’s name?)
Wow. I wonder how Sophie managed to ensnare the likes of him? Lucky gal.
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“I gave out a lot of headlamps, you know, the things you can wrap around your head and see what you’re doing. I think they are one of the best inventions going. I gave electronic toothbrushes last year, so it had to be headlamps this year.”
–Matthew McConaughey on his Christmas gift for his now well-lit (and disappointed) family and friends
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A prankster called into Star Jones’ radio show this morning and randomly asked: “Star, how fat are you? And is your husband gay?” Ouch. So Star fires back with the only reasonable answer: That this dude couldn’t even carry her briefcase. Uh, what? I’ll hand it to Star for not missing a beat, but she should have a better response in the can by now. Check it out…
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Pat Sajak won’t confirm that he’s straight. And no one even asked him to. [Dallas Voice]
Britney Spears named “Most Controversial Celebrity of 2006,” although her vagina put up a hard-fought, persistent fight. [CNN]
Brooke Shields meets with Scientology reps. For heaven’s sake, Brooke, go back on the meds! [Excite]
Judith Regan denies being anti-Semitic. She’s an equal opportunity offender. [NY Daily News]
Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler are still together. No wonder she’s so depressed. [X17]
Code Blue! More drama on the …
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Apparently, that sly dog Josh Hartnett is taking advantage of his reportedly “open relationship” with on-again, off-again girlfriend Scarlett Johansson. In addition to publicly making out with Scar-Jo last week, Page Six reports that Josh was also spotted sucking face with supermodel Gisele Bundchen Saturday night. “They were all over each other,” says one of Page Six’s many flies on the wall.
While Josh’s rep had no comment, I think we can safely assume Josh is a boob man.
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Rip Torn’s mug shot inspires a wonderfully disturbing drunken Santa. Arrested after his sleigh collided with a tractor-trailer, jolly old Saint Nick was slapped with a DUI. Gallery of the Absurd would like to wish you Happy Holidays * Merry Christmas * Happy Hannuka * Glorious Kwanzaa * Fortuitious Festivus* Medium: Graphite and acrylic on paper torn out of my sketch book, digital text and hoo ha.
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“It depends what dinners you go to.”
–Hot Brit and NYC lover Clive Owen on Gwyneth Paltrow’s assertion that that dinner conversation in London is superior to that in the U.S.
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