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Quentin Tarantino is a Sucker

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Turns out, Quentin Tarantino sucks even more than Grindhouse’s box office receipts.


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Posted by CandyJune 26, 2007

Daniel Radcliffe Says Nudity Prepared Him for On-Screen Kiss, Ibiza Beaches

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Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe prepared for his first on-screen kiss… by, of course, getting naked on the stage.

The 17-year-old actor insists his role in Equus on London’s West End stage armed him with the courage to smooch co-star Katie Leung in the latest installment of the oh-so-lucrative wizard franchise.

Daniel says, “Once you’ve been on-stage naked in front of 1,000 people, you really feel you can do most anything without inhibition. Being naked was possibly not as complicated as kissing — although belt buckles can give everybody a bit of …


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Posted by CandyJune 26, 2007

PETA Blasts Michael Moore’s Weight with Trademark Sensitivity

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PETA has a charming message for Michael Moore: You’re the Sicko, Fatty!

The animal-rights group says the filmmaker is hypocritical for criticizing the U.S. healthcare system in his new documentary, Sicko, because of his unhealthy weight.

“There’s an elephant in the room, and it is you,” PETA president Ingrid Newkirk wrote in a letter to Moore with her trademark sensitivity, urging him to become a vegetarian and drop a few pounds.

Ah… I remember back when I became a vegetarian. I was a 16-year-old bright-eyed champion of animal rights and not so …


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Posted by CandyJune 26, 2007

A Night on the Town with Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor

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benstiller_wife.jpgBen Stiller and Christine Taylor at the License to Wed premiere in Hollywood

BEN: Wow.

CHRISTINE: I know.

BEN: You’re –

CHRISTINE: — Pretty? Stunning? Pretty stunning?

BEN: Well… yeah. I totally married up.

CHRISTINE: Just keep putting me in your movies. We’ll call it even.

BEN: (WHISPERS NAUGHTILY) I smell a Dodgeball sequel in your future…

CHRISTINE: Ooohhh, I LOVE it when you talk supporting roles!


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Posted by CandyJune 25, 2007

War of the Worlds II:  Tom Cruise vs. The Germans

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German officials have refused to allow filmmakers of Tom Cruise’s latest movie “Valkyrie” — a World War II drama about a plan to assassinate Adolph Hitler– to shoot on location in German military sites because of Tom’s faith in Scientology.

“[Filmmakers] will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult,” a Defense Ministry spokesman said.

Germany does not recognize the Church of Scientology as a church. According to Reuters, Berlin believes Scientology …


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Posted by CandyJune 25, 2007

Justin Timberlake Shows Fans the Love — and the Loogie

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Justin Timberlake showed his fan appreciation during the Swedish leg of his world tour when, according to a Swedish news source, he refused to pose for photos, threw missiles at them from the roof of his hotel and even hocked loogies at them.

When fans retaliated by calling him ‘fu*kface,’ Justin allegedly responded with “You’re calling me a fu*kface? Go fu*k yourself!”

That wasn’t the only time Justin showed fans the love. Earlier the same day, a little girl asked him if she could take a picture of him, to which he responded: …


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Posted by CandyJune 25, 2007

Larry King to Interview Someone Even More Clueless Than He

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The country’s most (in)famous jailbird, Paris Hilton, has announced she will take her post-prison act to CNN and “Larry King Live” after reports that CBS and NBC have turned up their noses at interviewing the heir-head.

“I am thrilled that Larry King has asked me to appear on his program to discuss my experience in jail, what I have learned, how I have grown and anything else he wants to talk about,” Paris said through her production company.

There was no word whether CNN would sweeten the socialite’s pot with cash or “expense reimbursements” …


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Posted by CandyJune 24, 2007