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Stella McCartney Launches The Heather Mills Jewelry Collection

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Clothing designer Stella McCartney will seek sweet revenge on her gold digging, one-legged ex-Stepmonster by offering a single-leg pendant as part of her new Heather Mills jewelry collection. It was hard enough to watch her father marry and then divorce the greedy money-grubber, but what finally sent Stella over the edge was Heather’s tearful woe-is-me media campaign against Sir Paul. Click here to see the rest of Stella’s lovely collection of Heather Mills jewelry, including the Gold Digger …


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Posted by 14November 7, 2007

If Montgomery Clift Were Alive Today…

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I’m participating in The Montgomery Clift Blog-a-thon over at Film Experience today. To honor what would have been Monty’s 87th birthday, several bloggers are posting various perspectives on this legendary, yet tragic actor. Montgomery Clift was nominated for 4 Academy Awards and was considered a screen idol of his time. He was also a closeted homosexual. At first, he kept his lifestyle discreet. He knew if the studios and the public knew the truth, his leading-man …


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Posted by 14October 17, 2007

Photoshop in a Can: Rumer Willis Edition

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Rumer Willis, daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, has faced much criticism and deep speculation regarding the size of her chin. She’s been compared to Mr. Potato Head, accused of looking like a human “fun house mirror“, given nicknames such as “The Chin”, “Chinzilla” and “Egg Head”. One may also find numerous blog post comments about Rumer being the love child of Jay Leno or Andre The Giant. Rumors (I refuse to utilize …


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Posted by 14August 29, 2007

Photoshop in a Can: Perez Hilton Edition

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Photoshop in a Can is potent enough to transform these images (be sure to click the link, it’s worth it) of Perez Hilton into the vision of beckoning, hard-bodied male perfection you see above. Employees of the Sunset Boulevard Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf (Perez’s “office”) claimed they hadn’t seen Perez the past few days, but they did notice a gorgeous male model sitting where Perez usually sits. Apparently this guy sprays himself with Photoshop in a Can while eating …


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Posted by 14August 24, 2007

Gallery of the Absurd Finds New Home At NBC’s DotComedy

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Announcement

I’m very pleased to announce that GOTA has joined DotComedy, NBC Universal’s broadband channel devoted to comedy. The official press release is below, or you can click here for a more readable version. I’ve got all sorts of surprises coming up for you and I thank you for your support and encouragement over the years.

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Posted by 14August 14, 2007

Gossip-Created Monsters?

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Perez Hilton and Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis have gained notoriety simply because the celebrity gossip machine exists. Perez gained infamy soon after he launched “Hollywood’s Most Hated Blog” back in 2005. His puerile, and often cruel approach to celebrity gossip reporting began to attract millions of visitors a day, and within months, Perez was rolling in cash and being invited to star-studded Hollywood events. Simply because he scribbles juvenile captions across celebrity photos and makes snarky comments about them, he is …


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Posted by 14July 17, 2007

Oh, Uncle Jesse

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During the Australian leg of an E.R. promotional tour, John Stamos reportedly slurred and insulted his way through two media interviews — and was then sent home.

He first spoke with the Daily Telegraph and could barely string two words together as he talked about the Olsen twins: “It was interesting the time they were going through some of their issues, um, certainly Mary-Kate….I was getting divorced, so, um, I think Ashley was kind of alone, and, um… at a beach house, and she came down to stay with me… but, um, …


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Posted by CandyJune 26, 2007