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Photographer Jonathan Haeber was granted access inside an empty Neverland Ranch at night and was able to capture some amazingly creepy carnival-like images. I would have been looking over my shoulder for murderous clowns and flesh-eating zombie children, but Jonathan bravely snapped several gorgeous photos and writes compassionately about the experience. See more Neverland Ranch at Night images on Jonathan’s blog and also on Flickr.
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I’ve dropped a few hints in the past, but now it’s time to let my readers know about the big changes about to take place here on Gallery of the Absurd. Over the past few weeks I’ve been working on a brand new art and satire-related website and haven’t been able to devote much time to creating new posts for GOTA. Set to debut in mid-February, this new mystery website will be a larger version of Gallery of the Absurd and I’m pleased to announce that a very talented gossip blogger …
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I spent the entire day today walking all over San Francisco taking photos of early winter. Heading up the steep streets toward The Presidio, the damp mist intensified the wafting scent of eucalyptus and …
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Italian film and opera director Franco Zeffirelli is offering his expert image consulting services to Pope Benedict XVI because the pontiff comes aross as cold, stiff and grumpy. And German. “Coming after a media-savvy pope like John Paul II is a difficult task…Benedict XVI still communicates coldly…[he] does not smile much…and has a very rigid Bavarian structure,” Zeffirelli said. Complaining further about the Vatican’s poor state of fashion sense, Zeffirelli said that papal robes were “too sumptuous and flashy.” The Vatican …
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Is Jay-Z popping champagne and colluding with the Devil? Some folks are convinced he is. Rumors persist that the world’s richest rap mogul is part of the secret cult of the Illuminati. Conspiracy theorists describe the Illuminati as an elite cabal of international bankers and industrialists who secretly rule the world while worshiping Lucifer in their dark quest to control our minds. Could Jay-Z have named Rock-a-Fella records after the Rockefellers, one of the …
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Authorities reported finding a strange sea creature washed up on the shores of Malibu yesterday. Found by a local surfer, the elf-like creature appeared bloated, and authorites say it might even be pregnant. The surfer told authorities, “Dude, like I’ve never seen anything like it. It totally looked like a hot little sea nymph crossed with, like, the Buddha, dude. Or maybe one of those seamonkeys I had when I was a kid.” Local Malibu Sheriff witnessed the creature get up and …
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