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Good news, kids! George Michael has finally found a worthwhile investment for that extra $7 million collecting dust in the bank. No, not a stud farm. Or a cannabis coffee shop in Amsterdam. Or food and shelter for Andrew Ridgely. But rather…

A dead cow wrapped around a pole.

Man, oh, man! I’m so bummed he got to it first.

For you uneducated fools who aren’t familiar with dead cow art (outside of a McDonald’s menu), the piece by controversial artist …

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I’ve found someone with a bigger pussy than Paris Hilton.

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I have to admit, I saw that phrase on a t-shirt once and have been dying to use it since. Okay, FINE — yes, it was MY t-shirt. What’s your point? Hey, don’t make me throw my thesaurus at you!

Ahem. What was I saying again…?

Oh, yes. Thank you to Ms. Courtney Love for giving me the opportunity to use my favorite geek-chic phrase by generously posting this entry on her MySpace blog:

we were doing our hair( thew girls) way up in that ugly crazy building and couyld seeyou all …

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Britney Spears is reportedly lining up work in the event her comeback doesn’t pan out.

According to Life & Style magazine, the Beverly Hillbilly applied for a job… wait for it… slinging drinks at her fave Hollywood hangout, Les Deux. Yes, folks, apparently, Britney and some of her pals were partying there and an insider says, “Brit told a manager, ‘I want to get a job here — I love the sexy red corsets the cocktail waitresses wear!’ To which the manager replied, ‘Well, you should fill out an application then!’”

And that zany — or forward-thinking? — Brit-Brit did.

“She filled out the application - her work history, address, social security number - and then went to a back room to interview with the manager,” says the insider. “Everyone thought she was joking, but she seemed dead serious.”

Only Holy Candy has an exclusive look at Brit’s completed application! Check it out by clicking below:

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In the “News That Just Made Me Toss My Cookies,” Danny Bonaduce classily celebrated the end of his marriage last night by squeezing into itsy-bitsy man-panties and showing off his stripper skills with a lap dance.

Oh, yeah.

The red-headed Breaking Bonaduce train wreck held his official “Divorce Party” at the Key Club in Hollywood, where the waxed sack of muscles paraded around in his mankini, along with a group of lingerie-clad models. As one girl tried to escape walk off stage, Danny grabbed her by the back of her jeans, sat her …

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An 11-year-old Alabamian boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog reportedly weighing a staggering 1,051 lbs. and measuring 9′4″, from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail.

If the claims are accurate, Jamison Stone’s trophy boar would be even bigger than Hogzilla, the famed wild hog — which inspired a movie of the same name — that grew to seemingly mythical proportions after being killed in South Georgia in 2004.

In other news, Brandon Davis’ brother and fellow oil heir, Jason, has not been seen since Jamison bagged the Monster …

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