Archive for the ‘Freak Show News’ Category
Filed under: Freak Show News
A woman apologized on this morning’s Today show for a “bad decision” (uh, ya think?) in helping her six-year-old daughter win tickets to a Hannah Montana concert with an essay that falsely claimed the girl’s father died in Iraq.
The opening line in the essay…? “My daddy died this year in Iraq.”
All together now: *CRINGE*
Priscilla Ceballos claims she hadn’t intended to mislead the contest sponsor, but is a sicko, er… I mean, she”got caught up” in helping her daughter “realize her dream of seeing Hannah Montana.”
Contest officials surprised the girl with the tickets …
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In a trend sure to catch on with exterminators, crackheads and Marilyn Manson, designer Marc Jacobs’ boyfriend, Jason Preston, sported a dead mouse brooch to a recent NYC fashion event. (Does this mean my cockroach ring is outdated now?) A witness overheard Jason reveal he couldn’t take it off because “Courtney [Love] gave it to me.”
In response, Richard Gere said he was just happy someone found a way to honor his “little friend.”
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Yet another celebrity has been released from rehab — a bull elephant in China named “Big Brother,” who was addicted to heroin.
Tusk, tusk.
According to the Daily Mail, illegal traders began feeding the poor guy bananas laced with heroin, so that it would be easier to control him. As a result, Big Brother obediently followed the traders — and even led the rest of the herd because he knew would receive another “hit” of the good stuff for tagging along. (Interestingly, witnesses say they also saw a skinny singer with a beehive …
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Oh, it IS an ancient walrus penis? Of course. This always happens to me.
A four-and-a-half-foot fossilized walrus penis, believed to be the world’s largest (although it has yet to be measured against Tommy Lee), was auctioned off in Beverly Hills yesterday for the bargain price of $8000. Ripley’s was the BIG winner. A number of celebrities were expected to bid on the impressive member, including directors Ron Howard and Steven Spielberg, as well as actors Nicolas Cage and Harrison Ford — all of whom are fossil collectors. (Actually, …
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It’s a story as old as time…
Man relieves himself in field. Donkey humps man. Donkey “forgets” to call the next day.
*Warning! Flabby ass footage may lead to side effects, such as nausea, burnt corneas and a tingling sensation you’re afraid to define.
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Filed under: Celebrities, Freak Show News
Behold Prince Frederic von Anhalt post-robbery:
At least they let him keep his hat. And his dignity.
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Prince Frederic von Anhalt — aka The Old Media Whore Who Jumped on the Anna Nicole BabyDaddy Bandwagon — says he was robbed this morning by three gun-toting women on a Los Angeles street.
Driving down Bellagio Road off Sunset Boulevard in the swanky Bel Air neighborhood (where is that damn Fresh Prince when you need him?), Zsa Zsa Gabor’s hubby tells Entertainment Tonight that he was forced off the road by another car carrying three women and robbed at gunpoint.
Von Douche Bag also claims he …
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