Archive for the ‘Freak Show News’ Category
Filed under: Beauty, Freak Show News
WARNING: There is no safe place to rest your eyes in this post.
WARNING: No, really, I’m serious.
WARNING: Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you…
[More of British “glamour model” and TV personality, Jodie Marsh]
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Filed under: Freak Show News, Real-Life Hilarity
In news that makes me happy I don’t eat red meat, a restaurant cook is out of a job and facing a felony charge after being accused of hiding hairs — potentially pubic hairs — in a ribeye because a customer complained the first steak served to him was overcooked.
Sounds like the customer also asked for his steak with a little off the top. (Ba-da-bum!)
Apparently, the restaurant manager made the mistake of asking the customer how his dinner was, so the customer informed him that the steak was cooked medium, not medium …
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Filed under: Freak Show News
I could understand if it was imported beer.
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Filed under: Freak Show News
Move over, Jesus Cruise — there’s a more committed Scientologist in town!
Nancy Cartwright — best known as the voice of Bart Simpson — last year gave the church a whopping $10 million out of her, um, $5.5 million salary to help spread the gospel of founder L. Ron Hubbard. According to PageSix.com, the money specifically went toward Scientology’s “Global Salvage” effort, which aims to “de-aberrate” Earth — meaning to rid mankind of psychology ills and other “aberrant” behavior, such as those aberrant homosexuals. So watch out, Patty and Smithers — Bart is …
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So please don’t exact your revenge on me, Xenu. My bunker’s not ready yet!
A bunch of strange Web vigilantes are attacking the Church of Scientology, effectively hacking and shutting down the official Scientology Web site, as well as issuing a number of videos declaring their war on Scientology.
The group, which goes by the name of Anonymous, is a disparate collection of hackers and activists. It calls for a wave of attacks against Scientology after accusing the Church of “campaigns of misinformation” and “suppression of dissent.” …
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Filed under: Celebrities, Freak Show News
Serving as further proof that America is suffering from Hannah Montana overload, a teenage boy was arrested at Nashville International Airport because guards received a tip that he intended to hijack the plane and crash it into a Hannah Montana concert.
Naturally.
Investigators said he somehow smuggled handcuffs, rope and tape, as well as a copy of the flight plan and schedules onto the plane at LAX. He was confronted on the plane and held until it landed.
“Sounds like a desperate cry for attention,” said a random woman in the airport interviewed by Nashville’s News …
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Filed under: Celebrities, Freak Show News
“The Naked Chef,” Jamie Oliver, wants to shock TV viewers into eating healthier food — by cutting up a 350-lb. man who “ate himself to death.”
Yes, the British Eat to Save Your Life chef is teaming up with celebrity surgeon Gunther von Hagens to perform an autopsy on the anonymous corpse on-air.
According to the Sun, Jamie tells viewers:
“This all stems from shoving sh*t in your mouth. This man ate himself to death.” (How? By eating knives?)
Sorry, Jamie. But if Rachael Ray’s Chipotle-Pumpkin Black Bean Soup wasn’t enough to …
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