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Ever Wanted Your Child to Resemble a Tarted-Up Corpse?  You’re in Luck!

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Retouching:  It’s not just for celebrities anymore.

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Thanks to Pageant Photo Retouching, you can take your child’s picture to the next level — from cute kid to soulless Kewpie doll — just in time for those holiday cards!

OR… if you don’t think your kid’s looks are up to snuff, you could always do what MY parents did, and just use the pictures that come with the frames instead.


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Posted by CandyAugust 1, 2007

Nuked!

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microwave.jpgThe other day I was plagued with pressing questions. Like, “I wonder how China’s restrictions on exports in energy-intensive sectors is going to affect industrial production?” (Answer: Surely slow it down.) And “Can I pull off the wide-legged pants trend?” (Answer: No.)

And, of course, the mystery that’s eluded us all: “I wonder what would happen to Christmas lights if you zapped them in the microwave?”

Finally — an answer!

Yes, the people with too much time on their hands at Micro …


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Posted by CandyAugust 1, 2007