Archive for the ‘Media’ Category

Filed under: Media

Can’t wait for more titillating stories, like whether Glenn Close prefers tea or coffee in the morning!

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Filed under: Britney Spears, Media

Well, if nothing else, I’m sure Brangelina and Jen are delighted that Britney has become their new favorite cover girl.

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Filed under: Media, Pop Culture

Australian T&A magazine, Zoo Weekly, is putting the emphasis on “T” by urging men to submit photographs of their girlfriends’ cleavage, so that readers can vote online for which woman most deserves a boob job.

“It’s impossible to think of a more romantic gift than new breasts,” magazine editor Paul Merrill said. “It’s the gift that keeps on giving.”

Not nearly as romantic as ass lipo, if you ask me, but to each their own.

Health experts have attacked the competition, describing it as unethical and in poor taste. (Say wha –?!)

“I’m disgusted and …

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Filed under: Media, Paris Hilton

As meaningful as a Barack Obama endorsement from Bobby Brown.

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Filed under: Media

I am officially Team Harry.

Not only does he still have all of his hair and look surprisingly appealing in boxers, but the guy can also CRUSH BEER CANS AGAINST HIS THRONE! (Worthy of all-caps.)

I. Am. In. Love.

I am sooooo tired of having to crush them against my head, I can’t even tell ya.

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Filed under: Celebrities, Media, Pop Quizzes

Put on your thinking caps, guys! Because it’s pop quiz time!

W magazine decided to make Gwyneth Paltrow look like THIS because:

1. Corpse-chic lips never go out of style;

2. Their good friend, the ’70s, said it was okay to borrow its look;

3. They were inspired by a song on the radio that day: “Dude Looks Like a Lady”;

4. They needed something to distract readers from giggling childishly at the headline, “Woman on Top: Jodie Foster…”

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Filed under: Media, Who Wore It Best

File this under: Stupid Things That Made Candy’s Friday.

I was just thumbing through the latest issue of Us Weekly — because that’s the kind of tough work my job requires — and happened upon this most awesome discovery: Susan Lucci (rightfully) beats Eva Longoria in a “Who Wore It Best?” battle.

BAM!  Put that in your bloody-red wedding cake and smoke it!

Better than any Daytime Emmy, Susan. Especially since you didn’t win this honor with sympathy votes.

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