Archive for the ‘Media’ Category
Filed under: Brangelina, Media
An Ongoing Report of Angelina Jolie’s Grocery List!
What do you suppose Angelina will buy next week? M&Ms for Zahara? Yoo-Hoo for Pax? Stay tuned to find out!
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Filed under: Media
Looking for a few scintillating diversions to provide a momentary escape from the banality of your desk job? Large news agencies seem to think you do and have gone to the trouble to create convenient photo slideshows of scandalous intrigue for your viewing pleasure.
The Sun has gifted us with nudie pics of Mischa Barton so we won’t “have to sit through a dire DVD just watch Mischa in the nude”. How very thoughtful of them!
Gaze upon the faces of shame and disgrace with MSNBC’s slideshow of lyin’ and cheatin’ elected officials. …
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Filed under: Media, Sexy Time
Every year, the lusty folks at Cosmopolitan magazine pick a group of bachelors to honor as their “Fun Fearless Males of 2008!” Here’s what some of those lucky gents had to say to the sex rag about their thoughts on relationships:
And Papa Joe is more than happy to throw his little helmet, er… hat into the ring.
Sounds like he’s been playing with Courtney Love’s pussy.
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Filed under: Media, Sexy Time
That especially horny member of the family of women’s magazines, Cosmopolitan, has published men’s “all-time favorite mattress moves.” That’s right, ALL-TIME FAVORITES!
Here’s what they — and I — had to say:
JAMIE: “I can’t be the only guy who loves when a woman licks that soft patch of skin in front of my ears.”
CANDY: If you close your eyes, a St. Bernard would be happy to the same. And won’t expect you to call in the morning.
DONNY: “When I lean in to kiss you, hold the back of my …
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Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston, Media
I may be tired of “Jen’s Baby-Free Womb Pain, Angelina’s Family Joy” magazine covers, but I would like to be a fly on the wall at this event.
I’m one of those rare birds who likes both Jen and Angelina, and yet there’s nothing like an A-list catfight, is there? Ugh. What is WRONG with me? Why are catfights so damn compelling? Is it because of my background as a soap opera writer, where we were required to incorporate at least one catty dig per scene? (One gem …
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Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston, Media
Just a second… let me step out of my time machine because it appears I’ve traveled back to 2005. “Angie’s Joy! Jen’s Pain!” This cover has been re-run more than old Seinfeld episodes. But, unlike Kramer crashing into a wall, not so entertaining anymore.
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Scarlett and Natalie pick up their guitars, while Robert Palmer belts out “You’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to love…”
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