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Debra Messing landed at LAX today with her three-year-old son, Roman.
And in related news, the camping gear industry has reported an alarming shortage of material for tents.
[Photo Source; Another Debra “Style Star” Moment]
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Poor Eve. Whoever would have guessed that the dog-paw breast tattoo would one day go out of style — just like the little black dress, it seemed so classic! — and be replaced by the trendier seeing-eye breasts:
Oooohhh, I wonder what will be the next trend in breastwear? Jazz hands…? Devil horns…? Glow-in-the-dark smiley faces? A warning sign that says: “CAUTION: SINKING”? Inquiring breasts want to know!
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Puerto Rican journalist Barbara Bermudo at the Latin Grammy Awards gift lounge in Vegas
Psssst! Holy Rollers! Over here — it’s me, Candy. I don’t mean to alarm you with my whispering, but it appears this woman’s breast is watching us. No! Don’t look! Geesh. For crying out loud, we don’t know what could happen if you make eye contact with a sight-enabled breast. It could be like spilling water on Gizmo — eye contact causes it to multiply into other seemingly cuddly sight-enabled breasts that are actually quite …
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As if thongs flossing our derrières and stilettos assaulting our arches weren’t painful enough… now the cruel fashion puppeteers want us to cinch in our waists with a metal contraption/torture device* — which D&G sells for the low, low price of $2,700. Or, just grab a sheet of aluminum for $2.14 and a padlock for $2.51, and you’ll be good-to-go!
*Holy Candy’s fashion expert recommends that Britney wear her belt several inches lower, and permanently locked.
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I dare you to spin around the room ten times. Then do a cartwheel. And, what the heck, throw in a few somersaults for good measure.
Done…? Excellent. Have a seat. Because, as dizzy as you may feel right now, I just wanted you to know you’re still not suffering from nearly as much vertigo as I am from staring at THIS for the past five minutes:
Jennifer Connelly at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Reservation Road”
The frock is like a Monet on acid, no? Not that I’d, um, …
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I saw this on the local news last night — yes, that’s right, Los Angeles news covers the antics of silly models, not pissed-off neighbors, fires and traffic reports like every other part of the country. The female anchors also wear blouses unbuttoned down to their navels, which is a chapter I must have missed in my Investigative Journalism course. That’s how we roll in L.A.! A pillar of journalistic integrity.
Um, what was I saying…?
Oh, right. I saw this on the local news and am …
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A new trend sure to be popular at frat parties and Charlie Sheen’s house: clothes that take THEMSELVES off! Oh boy, now men are never going to let go of the remote control.
By the way, I LOVE how the commentators give the play-by-play like we’re watching a fun tennis match, rather than watching models getting “magically” disrobed by the Wizard of Runway Porn behind the stage curtain.
Speaking of which, consider yourself forewarned: Ending NSFW.
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