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Filed under: Fashion
The bag must be a vegetarian.
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Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion
There’s looking like you just rolled out of bed…
… and then there’s looking like you’re still IN bed* — wrapped in Joan Collins’ sheets.
*Yes, yes, I KNOW the woman just had a baby and looks marvelous for it. But even Helena appears disgruntled by the fit of that dress. That is all.
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Filed under: Fashion
I like to take my fashion cues from corpses who spew their “venom” like Dr. Seuss on acid, which is why I always wait with bated breath to see what Mr. Blackwell — and my grandma — have to say about the fashion victims of yesteryear*.
I’m sure you’re equally as breathless, so I won’t keep you in suspense any longer:
10.) Alison Arngrim: “Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940’s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac.”
9.) Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.”
8.) Jessica Simpson: …
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Filed under: Fashion, Pop Culture
Political pundit Karl Lagerfeld imparts his wisdom on the primary race:
“My favorite is Ms. Clinton because you have no real idea what she is wearing. She is so clever and so brilliant that you see only her face — but also what she wears is right, you never really look at it because one is fascinated by her intelligence. But there is never a gimmick or bad detail either.”
Stay tuned for next week, when Giorgio Armani discusses the impact that Rudy Giuliani’s sweater vests could have on national security!
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Filed under: Fashion
When I hear of a Marc Jacobs’ holiday party, I have visions of gift bags filled with quilted satchels and Louis Vuitton carryalls dancing in my head. But alas…
Guests were treated to something even more special: Marc Jacobs dressed as the Holiday Camel Toe. (I wonder if Sharon Stone was an elf?)
Damn you, Marc, for upstaging my New Year’s Moose Knuckle dress!
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Filed under: Fashion
Sex and the City stylist Patricia Field yesterday introduced her new Barbie Luxe Collection for Macy’s, a “first-ever, cutting-edge collection of Barbie-inspired adult women’s apparel, accessories and handbags” — and I’ll be damned if I haven’t finally found my outfit for Christmas dinner at Grandma’s house:
That’s right, Grandma — you’re not going to be the only one wearing short shorts this year! I might lose the armband, though. It’s a bit much.
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Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Fashion
In her defense, I’m sure it didn’t look nearly as bad in a cloud of crack smoke.
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