Archive for the ‘Fashion’ Category

Sharon Stone Goes Straight from Bed to Hollywood Gala

Filed under: Celebrities, Crazy Clowns, Fashion

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Thank you, Sharon, for opening up a whole new world of fashion possibilities for us.

I don’t care what Mom says — I’m totally wearing my pajamas that say “These are my dress clothes” to cousin Julie’s wedding next month!

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Posted by CandyFebruary 23, 2008

Goodies from Madrid Fashion Week

Filed under: Fashion

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For those looking for a subtle way to protect the eyes from their office’s fluorescent lighting.

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Posted by CandyFebruary 15, 2008

Natalie Portman Demonstrates the Impact of Fashion

Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion

We can sneer all we want at the superficiality of the fashion industry, but clothes are quite powerful. Why, a young woman can hold a degree from Harvard, possess great beauty and seem like a nice all-around gal. . . and yet when she wears a curious fashion choice, all we can think is:

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Girlfriend really needs to return those drapes to the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

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Posted by CandyFebruary 15, 2008

NYC Fashion Week Inspires Gift Ideas

Filed under: Fashion

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Yay! I’ve finally found the perfect Father’s Day gift.

Pigeons have an affinity for pooping on my dad’s head (true story), so maybe if he wears these chic accessories — while walking slowly in front of oncoming cars — they’ll mistake Dad for one of their own and leave his poor noggin alone.

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Posted by CandyFebruary 6, 2008

Lil’ Kim is a Vision of Grace, Elegance and Subtlety

Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion

I know, I know, I’m thinking the same thing…

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A camo scarf and a little more rhinoplasty would have REALLY made this outfit pop.

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Posted by CandyFebruary 1, 2008

Oh, Susan

Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion

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You are such a sexy bitch. But why must you break my heart with those Easy Spirit pumps — from the Ibiza collection, I believe?

Comfort-schcomfort! Or something like that.


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Posted by CandyJanuary 31, 2008

Lucy Liu Gets a Bad Wrap

Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion

Um, okay…

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Who wants to be the one to tell Lucy Liu that couture is not French for “cotton candy wrap”?  (*FINGER ON NOSE*  Not it!)

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Posted by CandyJanuary 24, 2008