Archive for the ‘Fashion’ Category

Ridiculous Celebrity Trend #532

Filed under: Fashion

hollywoodsheeeeep.jpgIt’s a fact many human beings exhibit the traits of herd mentality, a term used to describe how people tend to adopt the behaviors and trends of their peers instead of thinking for themselves. The Daily Mail featured a story today that helps illustrate this phenomenon. It seems the latest celebrity must-have accessory is a pair of blue sunglasses and everyone is wearing them. What, you don’t have your pair yet? No worries, I’m …


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Posted by 14March 7, 2008

A New Trend Blows Up

Filed under: Dumb Clowns, Fashion

Introducing balloon wear!

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Just more proof that the fashion industry is full of hot air.


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Posted by CandyMarch 6, 2008

Lawsuit Waiting to Happen

Filed under: Dumb Clowns, Fashion

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Behold the latest shoes to take Hollywood by storm. Yes, for the low, low price of $3500, you, too, can stylishly hobble around like stars such as Gwyenth Paltrow, Posh and Uma Thurman, who are snatching up these 5 1/2-inch creations by Briton Antonio Berardi.

Berardi said he was inspired by Latin American music and 1980s post-modernism, adding: “When you walk, it is almost on tiptoe. You look really dainty.”

I dunno, they look a little too comfortable for my taste. Think I’ll stick to my five-foot peg stilts. I’m sure Tom Cruise …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 28, 2008

Tyra Banks Brings Fierceness to the Homeless Community

Filed under: Crazy Clowns, Fashion, Television, Tyra Banks

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I must confess, I don’t watch much reality TV, with the exceptions of “How Do I Look?” and “The Girls Next Door” (Shut up! Don’t judge me!). However, I may need to add America’s Next Top Model to that line-up because no one brings the crazy quite like Tyra Banks.

On last night’s episode of the show, Tyra apparently had the contestants pose with homeless youth and emotionally professed that she understood what it’s like to be homeless because — get this — she pretended to be homeless for a …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 28, 2008

Deep Thoughts by Mariah Carey

Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Fashion, Mariah Carey

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“Being a Grammy winner is cool. But being a Wet Seal Deal Club member…? Priceless.”


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Posted by CandyFebruary 27, 2008

Paris Hilton Collection Turns Heads, Beaks at Paris Fashion Week

Filed under: Fashion, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art

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Models complained about “boat-like” footwear and lack of locust snacks backstage

PARIS HILTON COLLECTION: REVIEW

Monday, February 25, 2008

Photo Illustration by 14

Fashion Week Correspondent: Candy Kirby

Paris may be renowned for its springtime, but it’s in the last weeks of February that fashion blossoms here, and what more appropriate way to kick off the celebration than with a show from a “designer” with the same name, Paris Hilton.

The debut of Hilton’s footwear collection, greatly anticipated by drag queens, basketball players …


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Posted by 14 and CandyFebruary 25, 2008

What We’ve Learned from the Oscars So Far

Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion

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1) Ryan Seacrest can forget about getting a baby announcement from Jessica Alba. (RYAN: Are you going to breastfeed? JESSICA: *Death stare*)

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2) George Clooney must have knocked his head and gotten amnesia when he had that motorcycle accident, which explains why he’s forgotten about our love affair and moved on with this chicky.

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3) Jane Russell is still alive. And making good use of her Sharpie.

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4) There is now a worldwide shortage of red taffeta.


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Posted by CandyFebruary 24, 2008