Archive for the ‘Fashion’ Category

Ask Not Which One Wore It Best…

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… But rather which of the four lovely brunettes wore the Tory Burch frock best: Rachel Bilson; Angie Harmon; Sophia Bush; or Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Sure hope they weren’t at the same event. Actually, I totally do. How great would that be?


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Posted by CandyNovember 1, 2006

Natalie Portman’s Rare Misstep

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natalie_portman.jpg Natalie Portman at the London premiere of “Breaking and Entering”

Let me just preface this by noting that I adore Natalie Portman — who has more class in her li’l pinky than most ingĂ©nues have in their entire body and human-sized handbags — but this picture of Ms. Portman may be even more unflattering than my passport photo. Which, believe me, is a bold statement. I’m not sure if it’s the jarring image of that black octopus making its way around her throat, or the bag that Grandma Portman crocheted for her (sweet, …


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Posted by CandyOctober 27, 2006

Anne Hathaway’s Unruly Girls

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Anne Hathaway’s left girl answers the call of gravity, while her right girl sits pretty, at Marchesa’s anniversary fĂȘte at Bergdorf Goodman last night.

At least we know they’re real. And that temps are dipping in New York.


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Posted by CandyOctober 26, 2006

No One Wants Madonna’s Tracksuits

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Madonna’s much publicized fashion line for H&M is failing to pull in the sales. Compared to the wild successes of Karl Lagerfeld’s and Stella McCartney’s past collections — which sold out in hours — Madonna’s merchandise is only slowly moving after three months in the stores.

I’m no fashion expert, but maybe it’s ’cause she’s not an actual designer?


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Posted by CandyOctober 24, 2006

Elisha Cuthbert Has No Friends

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Obviously. ‘Cause if I’ve said it once… well, I’ve probably only said it once…

elisha_cuthbert.jpg Elisha Cuthbert at Target’s 5th anniversary party for the Mossimo label

… Friends do not let friends wear leggings. Especially when accented with a white shirt, off-white shoes and yellow bag. Perhaps she believes this is how actual Target customers dress — but, let me tell you, Elisha, we do not, thankyouverymuch. It’s Polyester pants all the way, complete with a classic pleather jacket and scrunchie…


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Posted by CandyOctober 23, 2006

Which One Doesn’t Belong?

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Women dragged their men to designer Jenni Kayne’s dinner party in L.A. last night:

ericdane_rebeccagayheart.jpg Eric “McSteamy” Dane and wife Rebecca Gayheart

mischabarton_andcisco.jpg Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler

The Dane-Gayheart attraction makes sense. Procreate, you gorgeous people! Procreate and bless the world with your big-haired beautiful offspring. But Mischa and Cisco…? All I can say is, Mischa is one lucky gal.


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Posted by CandyOctober 21, 2006

Jamie Lynn Sigler Loves Cheap Shoes

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jamielynnsigler.jpg Jamie Lynn Sigler at QVC’s FFANY “Shoes On Sale” event

Uh-huh. Meadow promoting a home shopping network’s shoe sale is almost as laughable as Star Jones hawking Payless shoes.

Almost.


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Posted by CandyOctober 20, 2006