Archive for the ‘Fashion’ Category

Trend Alert:  Sexy Paper Lingerie for the Dead

Filed under: Fashion, Sexy Time

Some people say farewell to their dearly departed with tears and flowers. Others, of course, give the deceased a sexy boost with some revealing lingerie.

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Yes, sexy lingerie sets have reportedly become a hit among Malaysia’s ethnic Chinese, who are buying them for their dead relatives at the Qingming Festival this Friday.

To mark the day, Chinese traditionally tend the graves of their departed loved ones and often burn paper money, model houses, cars, cell phones and other goods as offerings to honor them and keep them comfortable in the afterlife.

However, paper …


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Posted by Candy1April 8, 2008

Britney Spears Wants to Dress Your Kids

Filed under: Britney Spears, Fashion

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When you think of “good with children” and “fashionista,” who’s the first person that comes to mind?

Why, Britney Spears, of course!

This explains why Brit is reportedly in discussions to design a line of children’s clothing for Ed Hardy:
She wants to work on a clothing line with Christian [Audigier],” says an Ed Hardy representative, who adds, “it was a closed door meeting, but we will say that they are planning to do a children’s clothing line.”
Only we have a sneak peek at the collection:

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Posted by Candy1April 4, 2008

Because Thongs Aren’t Uncomfortable Enough

Filed under: Fashion

Headline by Dr. Seuss:

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In related news, diamond experts have updated the 4 Cs of Diamonds accordingly:

Carat
Cut
Clarity
Color

Plus the newest addition:

Crack


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Posted by Candy1April 3, 2008

Who Wore It Best:  Hood Edition

Filed under: Fashion, Who Wore It Best

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LEFT: Pete Wentz, who stole the heart of Papa Joe’s little girl, as well as her eyeliner

RIGHT: The Spelling Bee Dropout Bandit, who stole money from eight Long Island banks


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Posted by CandyApril 1, 2008

George Clooney Puts His Woman to Work

Filed under: Fashion, George Clooney

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Former Fear Factor contestant, ex-Vegas cocktail waitress and current non-fiancee of George Clooney, Sarah Larson, walked the runway for Ashley Paige at Los Angeles Fashion Week.

I take it George is not a boob man. (I kid, I kid…! I’m not bitter! She’s adorable. *AHEM*)


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Posted by CandyMarch 14, 2008

A Word with Raven Symone

Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion

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Um, Raven…? Methinks the hair is the least of your problems right now.


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Posted by Candy1March 13, 2008

A New Jeans Style for Men

Filed under: Advertising, Fashion

A Joe’s Jeans billboard on Sunset Boulevard:

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What kind of style is that, exactly? ULTRA-low rise? Booty-cut(out)? Asswashed?


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Posted by CandyMarch 11, 2008