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In today’s news sure to arouse the excitement of millions of 50-something men — and Alice — Brady Bunch star Maureen McCormick, who played Marcia, is trying sell books revealing that she and co-star Eve Plumb (Jan) had a lesbian fling.
A source tells the National Enquirer:
“… The then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the …
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ANHPS creator Jason Bane, Holly West, Audrey Bitoni, and judge Kirsten Price at “America’s Next Hot Porn Star” NYC press conference
JASON: Adult entertainment has ARRIVED, world!
AUDREY: Could this chick’s boobs BE any bigger?
HOLLY: I should have gotten bigger boobs.
KIRSTEN: I don’t like these girls.
JASON: So glad I got this faux hawk. Nothing says “legitimate television producer” quite like a faux hawk.
KIRSTEN: It’s decided. I’ll fail them in the threesome competition.
AUDREY: Oh, God. Those girls over there are giving head to the caterer — …
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WARNING: Spoiler alert!
WARNING: If you don’t want to know how the Sex and the City movie ends, do NOT read any further!
WARNING: This is your final warning!
… TIRED OF MR. BIG’S COMMITMENT-PHOBIC WAYS, CARRIE DECIDES THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO PUT HERSELF OUT OF HER MISERY: TO DEVOUR HIM WHOLE. AFTER DOING SO, CARRIE STRUTS DOWN THE STREETS OF NEW YORK WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE — HER FIRST SATISFYING MEAL IN YEARS.
FADE TO: BLACK.
THE END
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Joining the stellar reality ranks of Flavor of Love and Katie + Peter is none other than the “Leave Britney Alone!” guy, Chris Crocker.
Yes, that’s right — the plan is to develop a “docusoap” (read: totally scripted drama, just like his video) built around Crazy Chris, a 19-year-old who lives with his grandparents in Tennessee. Even before the Britney clip, Chris had developed a mind-bogglingly large audience from a bunch of video “performances” posted on MySpace and YouTube.
“It’s going to pretty much be the ‘Chris Crocker experience,’” …
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You know, I may have been too quick to judge Sherri for her seeming lack of knowledge about our dear planet. In fact, I believe the issue is worth further investigation — which is why Holy Candy has compiled a list of TOP 5 SIGNS THE WORLD IS FLAT:
5) All world maps are flat
4) How else could DJ Jazzy Jeff have fallen off the face of the earth?
3) God forgot to put the cap back on
2) Miss Teen South Carolina says so! Such as.
And the #1 sign the …
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Time for yet another confession: I’m a Girls Next Door-aholic.
It makes no sense. I’m no fan of reality TV. I’m a bit of a feminist. And yet… I can’t get enough of the show. I’m riveted when Bridget’s cat, Gizmo, has to see the dentist. I laugh with the girls when they have a slumber party with the Playmates. And I, well, cringe every time Kendra opens her mouth, yet I’ll cheer on her booty dance.
I honestly wouldn’t want to take their place, but, lord help me, …
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Oh, dear. I just received a very distraught e-mail from my dearest friend and The View fanatic, Sri, who had THIS to say about today’s show:
Subject: Sherri Shepherd thinks the world is flat
I’m in shock. Just got done watching “The View.” That show is going DOWN hill.
There was a conversation in Hot Topics about evolution. Sherri Shepherd doesn’t believe in it. Flat out does not believe in it. She started quoting the Bible.
As if that weren’t bad enough, Whoopi (who was …
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