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Perhaps once Cavemen is canceled — in two weeks — Barbara Walters should hire this guy to co-host The View? He’s GOT to be more evolved than Sherri and Elisabeth.
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WARNING: Spoiler alert!
WARNING: Don’t read this if you don’t want to know who Bret Michaels picked!
WARNING: Seriously, Grandma, I know you TiVo’d it — so watch it first!
And the winner of Rock of Love is (drum roll, please…) :
Yup, my fellow Mechanicsburg Wildcat, Bret, (who, as I’ve mentioned, used to babysit one of my friends) picked Jes. What a shocker, right?
I know, I know… I’m thinking the same thing. What is poor Heather the Stripper going to do about her “BRET” tattoo?
A few suggestions:
1) Tell people …
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Breaking: Saturday Night Live skit actually — GASP! — elicits laughter!
Andy Samberg and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are soooo the new Brangelina.
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Vanna White and Pat Sajak at Wheel of Fortune’s 25th Anniversary Celebrity Week
Do you suppose there are days Vanna wakes up and thinks, “If I have to turn another goddamned letter today, I’m gonna kick Pat in the balls”?
Or is she too busy rolling around in her bed made out of gold and sheets fashioned from hundred-dollar bills to even care?
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Filed under: Entertainment, General Musings
Introducing Heidi Montag as Donna Martin!
Zac Efron as Brandon Walsh!
Hilary Duff as Brenda Walsh!
Kristen Bell as Kelly Taylor!
Spencer Pratt as Steve “Douchebag” Sanders!
Luke Perry as Dylan McKay! (Hey, he’s still got the same hairline and could use the work, so why not?)
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Jessica Biel is in talks to play the object of many boys’ childhood fantasies — Wonder Woman — in the upcoming superhero-filled movie, Justice League of America. The flick is also expected to feature Superman, Batman, the Flash and Aquaman.
Christian Bale and Brandon Routh – the current Batman and Superman — are not expected to join the project.
But anyway… back to Wonder Woman.
Jessica Biel? Really? She’s certainly fit and all, but… skurakjloaqp. Excuse me! I just took a spontaneous snooze. What were we talking about? Oh, …
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Well, folks, I may actually have a — GASP! — scoop for you. A Disney “insider” just told me that Vanessa Hudgens IS, in fact, getting axed from High School Musical because of those naughty naked photos (in which she was apparently only 15 years old — nothing like some good kiddie porn to help boost the Disney brand! Or boost… something. Ugh.)
The company originally issued a statement supporting the young star, saying that: “Vanessa has apologized for what was obviously a lapse in judgment. We hope …
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