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Goofy is the new Jeremy Piven
It’s a smutty world, after all.
After 78 years of celibacy, Mickey Mouse, Minnie and Goofy have shed their goody two-shoes reputation by simulating sex on a smutty Internet video.
The footage, which is not likely to be shown in a theater near you, shows Goofy grabbing Minnie Mouse from behind. She pulls away (I always knew she was a tease), but is then cornered for more fake sex with — what else — a giant snowman. In an unexpected but brilliant plot twist, Mickey “Not So …
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Fox TV Studios plans to turn the hit movie, The Devil Wears Prada, into a television series, with Robin Schiff (Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion) as writer and producer of the half-hour show.
Ummm… isn’t that show called Ugly Betty?
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South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone claim Saddam Hussein has been forced to repeatedly watch South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut in jail. “I have it on good information from the Marines,” says Stone. In the film, Hussein is portrayed as Satan’s power-hungry gay lover.
But, luckily for Saddam, he can always rely on this to lift his spirits:
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Oh, wait. My sources tell me this is not, in fact, J-Lo, but rather A-Jo — as in Angelina Jolie on the set of A Mighty Heart, in which she plays Mariane Pearl, the widow of slain reporter, Daniel Pearl. My bad.
Will the real Mariane please stand up?
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This television spot for Marie Antoinette not only highlights Kirsten Dunst’s Valley Girl-esque take on a Viennese accent, but also Sony Pictures‘ flare for stating the obvious:
“Marie Antoinette. Based on a true story.”
Brilliant, no? That’s as redundant as saying, “ATM machine.” Or “wet water.” Or “smoking hot Beckham.”
Well. Not quite.
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I just got an earful of Kevin Federline’s new song, Privilege, which K-Fed just posted on his official MySpace page — and it doesn’t totally suck.
Do I need to lay off the pipe? Or is it actually, well, decent?
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… to the small screen, that is. (Although Grey’s Anatomy is already doing a damn good job of that.)
Yes, folks. There just might be a Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake reunion sooner than anyone expected.
Insiders in Jackson’s camp claim she is in talks with Timberlake’s people to appear together in “some sort of big, live show like the Grammys or the Oscars” as the ultimate publicity stunt.
The two have not really spoken to each other since the infamous, breast-baring Super Bowl incident in 2004 - in which a so-called “wardrobe …
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