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Lights. Camera. Dina!
Just how Dina Lohan likes it… she and her family in the spotlight, which is why she begins filming her new reality show for E! on October 30. The first shoots for the as yet untitled show, which will also star Lindsay’s little sister/aspiring DUI offender Ali, will be filmed in New York City and Long Island.
“There are so many misconceptions about me and my family. I’m setting the record straight.”
Translation: I need some way to support my partying now that Lindsay’s blown through our money with rehab.
“It’s …
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An Alabama etiquette expert has become the latest Borat “star” to make herself look even more stupid by suing Sacha Baron Cohen for the way she was portrayed in the movie — claiming he’s responsible for fraud, emotional distress and invasion of privacy.
Translation: She hates looking like a dumbass.
In the movie, Cathy Martin was featured giving etiquette advice to make-believe journalist Borat, and he shows her nude pictures of his (fabricated) teenage son and brings feces to the table.
Hey, at least he brought a hostess gift!
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Those are apparently the first words that Marie Osmond uttered when she woke up from fainting on-air after tonight’s performance on Dancing with the Stars. Marie downplayed her collapse, saying, “Once in a while that happens to me when I get winded. . .You don’t plan those things. I’m so sorry!”
So she passes out from exercise? That can’t bode well for one’s sex life. Here, I thought only too many vodka tonics had that effect… or so I’ve heard.
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Hey, kids. Dr. Candy here. Thinking about going into porn…? Well, there are a number of occupational hazards of which you should be aware before entering this high-risk industry, as determined by AIM Health Care Foundation:
1. BUKKAKE (multiple males ejaculating on a face): AT RISK FOR CHLAMYDIA OR GONORRHEA OF THE EYE, HERPES OF THE EYE OR NOSE, OR HIV — AS THE EYE IS A DIRECT CONDUCT INTO THE BLOODSTREAM.
2. CREAM PIE (ejaculation in vagina or anus): HIGH RISK FOR HIV.
3. GAPING (the act of stretching the anus, vagina or mouth with a speculum or …
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For the millions of you who, like me, decided that watching your freshly-painted toenails dry was more entertaining than watching Celebrity Rap Superstar, here’s a peek at what you missed. Turns out, Kevin Federline should have left the rapping to his first babymama, Shar Jackson — ’cause girlfriend knows her way around a beat. Seriously. I consider myself something of a rap aficionado, having gotten my start secretly listening to masters such as 2 Live Crew in junior high (”Me So Horny” — a classic sentiment! …
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Oh. My. Gawd. Give this girl a Grammy!
Behold former ANTM contestant Lisa D’Amato rapping “Ace of Spades,” which makes my karaoke rendition of “Shoop” sound like Kanye at the top of his game.
About to replace “It’s Britney, bitch” as my ring tone:
“If you don’t like this shit, you can f*ckin’ lick my twat!”
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Desperate Housewives is in the dog house with the medical community in the Philippines, after making this “joke” in a recent episode:
DOCTOR: Listen, Susan, I know for a lot of women the word `menopause’ has negative connotations. You hear `aging,’ `brittle bones,’ `loss of sexual desire…
SUSAN: OK, before we go any further, can I check these diplomas? Just to make sure they aren’t, like, from some med school in the Philippines?
Ba-da-bum! Well, a bunch of Filipinos took offense to the lame joke and have since started a petition, demanding an apology. …
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