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Filed under: Celebrities
Great news! I’ll take a #4 with a Diet Coke — and super-size it, please.
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Filed under: Celebrities, Deep Thoughts
“NOOOOOOOOO! BRING BACK THE RED HAAAAAIIIIIRRRRR!”
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Filed under: Celebrities, Totally Sober
While Eva Mendes leaves Cirque Lodge, where she was being treated for cocaine use and “self-esteem issues,” Kirsten Dunst has checked into the same rehab facility. This comes on the heels of a report that Kiki was acting “erratically” at Sundance.
Kirsten’s rep has not yet returned any calls. So in the meantime, Kirsten can feel free to use Holy Candy’s Stock Celebrity Rehab Statement:
______________ has made a positive decision to take care of his/her personal health and proactively work on his/her drug/alcohol issues. The actor/singer/director/pet monkey appreciates your well …
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Star Jones Reynolds hasn’t had much luck in the employment department over the past couple years, from famously getting dumped by Barbara Walters to recently having TruTV ax “The Star Jones Show” after only a six-month run.
But wait…! No need to open your wallet and donate to the Star Jones Giuseppe Zanotti Stiletto Fund just yet. Thankfully, Star has landed on her feet with a new, glamorous position for which she must travel all over the country — and we were lucky enough to get the media coverage of her first day on the job:…
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Filed under: Celebrities, Deep Thoughts, TomKat
MARC: That virgin blood I feasted on for breakfast has done wonders for my skin, no?
KATIE: These people are AMAZING. It’s such a gift to be part of this magical moment.
J.LO: Are we done with this already? My back is freakin’ killing me!
TOM: Little do they know I’m channeling L. Ron’s deoxyribonucleic acid into her womb via my pointer tentacle. Bwa-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaa!
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Uh-oh. Something’s amiss with the “happy” family at the Church of Scientology…
The 24-year-old niece of the church’s leader, David Miscavige, Jenna, is speaking out against the Church and in favor of Andrew Morton’s controversial Tom Cruise biography, slamming Jesus Cruise for “supporting a religion that tears apart families, both in the media and monetarily.” Since then, Jenna claims she’s been subjected to harassment.
“The church has contacted several of my friends, telling them that I am smearing the church and I am going to be declared a suppressive person and asking my friends …
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Filed under: Celebrities
I think we’ve just found our solution to the end of world hunger.
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