Archive for the ‘Celebrities’ Category

Demi Moore, Rumer Willis and Possum Roadkill Enjoy Night on the Town

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Demi Moore and daughter Rumer attended an Art of Elysium event in Beverly Hills last night, where they dressed for the occasion should they have an impromptu audition for the movie adaptation of Agatha Christie’s The Mysterious Affair at Styles.


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Posted by CandyFebruary 22, 2008

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia’s Prom Date!

Filed under: Celebrities

The tabloids claim 30-year-old Milo is just taking his teenage honey out for a late Valentine’s Day dinner in this picture, but I wouldn’t be surprised if their night really involved some crepe streamers, a DJ spinning goodies like “Everlasting Love” and after-party fun at Dave & Buster’s

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Posted by CandyFebruary 19, 2008

Mickey Rourke Makes Onlookers Go, “Hmmmm”

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Yeah, I know, kid.  I can’t believe that’s the same guy who got to rub down Kim Basinger with ice and chocolate syrup, either.


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Posted by CandyFebruary 16, 2008

America Ferrera Inspires Nods of Approval, Bad Puns

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Sure looks nice, doesn’t she? And you know what that means: a rash of “NOT SO UGLY BETTY!” photo captions in everything from In Style to Life & Style. Or, “America Ferrera looked anything but ugly at the NAACP Awards…” Or something in Spanglish.

Oh, well. Guess that’s better than saying, “Yup. That’s our Ugly-ass Betty, all right.”

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Posted by CandyFebruary 15, 2008

Hilary Duff Lightly Accessorizes to Catch Flight at LAX

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It’s a shame she couldn’t find bigger earrings.

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Posted by CandyFebruary 15, 2008

Natalie Portman Demonstrates the Impact of Fashion

Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion

We can sneer all we want at the superficiality of the fashion industry, but clothes are quite powerful. Why, a young woman can hold a degree from Harvard, possess great beauty and seem like a nice all-around gal. . . and yet when she wears a curious fashion choice, all we can think is:

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Girlfriend really needs to return those drapes to the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

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Posted by CandyFebruary 15, 2008

Christina Aguilera and Baby Max Land on Cover of People

Filed under: Babies, Celebrities

[PHOTO OMITTED AT REQUEST OF ANGRY LEGAL TEAM AT PEOPLE MAGAZINE]

If I had an angry mustached moon in my bedroom and a mom with a penchant for wearing rodeo clown makeup, I’d keep my eyes shut, too.

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Posted by CandyFebruary 13, 2008