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The world gasped upon viewing this shocking footage of Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth in his car, sans water and, of course, sans shirt, while cruising through Los Angeles.
People have wondered, does this mark Matthew’s official de-evolution into a caveman? Or has he just finally gone over the deep end?
Turns out, the answer is none of the above. Because hot, hot Matthew (seriously, I saw him at Bristol Farms in West Hollywood — and he is definitely hot squared) has always been a crazy, shirtless, brushing-and-driving neanderthal — with an apparent …
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Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott have been spotted out and about in Toronto and are reportedly in town to share baby news with friends and family. The 90210 alum has not yet publicly confirmed that she is pregnant; however, sources says she is “positively glowing.” The couple was seen having lunch with friends yesterday and an eyewitness said, “It seemed like they were breaking baby news to their friends.”
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How does one seem like she’s breaking baby news? Certainly hope Tori and Dean weren’t demonstrating future breastfeeding responsibilities. That’ll put a damper on …
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Anna Nicole Smith’s ex-boyfriend and aspiring baby daddy, Larry Birkhead, filed suit in Los Angeles Superior Court Monday, demanding that Smith return to the U.S. with newborn daughter Dannielynn Hope and submit the baby to a paternity test.
Birkhead’s lawsuit contains “damning” allegations that Smith was taking methadone, and that she fled to the Bahamas to keep her baby from being tested for drugs. Birkhead also alleged that Stern is claiming to be Dannielynn’s father for his own financial gain, and claims that Smith had asked a third unidentified man to say that he was …
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Anna Nicole Smith was served with legal papers by photographer, media whore and possible baby daddy, Larry Prickhead, who also hired a public relations firm to issue a release announcing the lawsuit. Because good parenting is all about marketing.
Suddenly Susan plague invades Russia. No one can save them now.
The public would rather hear Ashton Kutcher than see him, thereby confirming suspicions that the public is clinically insane. (Do we really want to encourage this pretty boy to talk, people?)
Jennie Garth welcomes her third child, a baby girl, to the fold. We’re told …
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Jude and Sienna in London this weekend
Jude Law is finally dishing about “Nannygate” and his split from Sienna Miller, saying that he regrets any pain he caused.
In his first full interview in 18 months, Naughty Jude tells GQ, “I didn’t want to hurt anyone.”
“But you can’t run away. You have to take it on the chin and learn somehow to hold your head up high and face up to it.”
Sienna dumped dad-of-three Jude, 33, after his affair with nanny Daisy Wright was exposed in 2005. The couple ultimately reunited after a rocky period or …
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Lindsay and Keanu at the newly reopened Teddy’s in Hollywood this weekend.
“Omigod, is that Keanu Reeves behind me? It’s totally Keanu Reeves. Hurry up, Dina, get out your fuckin’ phone and take a picture of us! Harry will die. He will just die when he sees us together. I mean, me and Neo? Hell-o! We look hot together, right? I don’t care if he’s old enough to be my dad. Actually, that’s kinda hot. I so do not have daddy issues. I mean, Confessions …
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After catching a Spazmatics show at Dragonfly in Hollywood, La Lohan emerged from the club in a foul mood.
While being escorted out of the club by bodyguards covering her with sheets, an angry Lohan told photogs, “f*** off and die.”
A rep for Lindsay says the starlet is simply tired of being constantly followed and that’s why she lashed out against the photogs.
Such profanity from Lindsay’s virgin lips. I’m shocked!
Wonder what Mama Dina would have to say about that? Likely something along the lines of, “That’s my bitch!” followed by a celebratory …
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