Archive for the ‘Celebrities’ Category
Filed under: Celebrities, Sexy Time
In what I suspect was a Cabernet-filled interview with Allure, Kate Beckinsale waxes poetic about what she thinks is her best feature — her vagina — which, even more curiously, she calls “Pharaoh’s Tomb.”
The 34-year-old actress — who is married to film director Len Wiseman and has a nine-year-old daughter Lily with actor Michael Sheen — insists very few men have ever enjoyed her Tomb Twat. She said:
“I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful …
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Filed under: Celebrities, Pop Quizzes
Sylvester Stallone is doing what here?
1) Belatedly auditioning for the role of Pizza Delivery Boy in “I’m fu*king Ben Affleck“;
2) Responding to the request, “Raise your hand if you love Botox!”;
3) After unsuccessfully trying to smile, he is expressing joy by “raising the roof” instead:
4) Waiting for you to give him “your tired, your poor/your huddled masses…“;
5) None of the above. Sly is ______________.
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Filed under: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan has been arrested twice for DUI, possession of cocaine and transportation of a narcotic — and to rehab twice — so it only makes sense that lil’ sis Ali Lohan has her heart set on becoming just like her.
“I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does,” the 14-year-old told Teen Vogue. “Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it’s so cool when people look up to you.”
Ali hopes her upcoming reality show – which she says …
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Filed under: Bunky, Celebrities
As usual, Circus Hour chairman Bunky made the rounds on the Oscar party circuit…
To kick off the night o’ parties, a dapper Bunky posed for paparazzi with Tara Reid at Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Oscar party, where witnesses say the two were later spotted “canoodling” — until Tara unwisely tried to take a hit off his Grey Goose bottle.
Designer Roberto Cavalli then invited Bunky to join him and his bevy of beauties for a round of shots at their table. Unfortunately, things quickly went downhill when, in a lemon …
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Filed under: Celebrities, Crazy Clowns, Deep Thoughts
“Why is this crazy bitch screaming at me like a gay at a Barneys warehouse sale?”
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Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion
1) Ryan Seacrest can forget about getting a baby announcement from Jessica Alba. (RYAN: Are you going to breastfeed? JESSICA: *Death stare*)
2) George Clooney must have knocked his head and gotten amnesia when he had that motorcycle accident, which explains why he’s forgotten about our love affair and moved on with this chicky.
3) Jane Russell is still alive. And making good use of her Sharpie.
4) There is now a worldwide shortage of red taffeta.
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Filed under: Celebrities, Crazy Clowns, Fashion
Thank you, Sharon, for opening up a whole new world of fashion possibilities for us.
I don’t care what Mom says — I’m totally wearing my pajamas that say “These are my dress clothes” to cousin Julie’s wedding next month!
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