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Jenna Elfman attends Entertainment Weekly’s Photo Issue Party to promote her next project, Shirley Temple: The Much, Much Later Years.

I’m just teasin’. Shirley had a much better stylist.

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Anna Nicole Smith may not be crazy about aspiring baby daddy Larry Birkhead; however, that sweet gal was still kind enough to provide him with Exhibits A, B & C for his lawsuit declaring her a drugged, unfit mother.

Behold the photos of Anna Nicole getting committed (for which People reportedly paid $1 million):

Jump ship, Dannielynn! Swim as far as your cute little baby legs can take you! The natives will accept you as one of their own, I’m sure.

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Not sure who this pretty chick is leaving The Ivy in London, but she vaguely resembles a 7th Heaven actress I once knew. (No, not Beverly Mitchell, you silly geese. Well, actually, kind of Beverly Mitchell, now that you mention it!)

Jess delights in how pretty her sister looks.

Jude mistakes the Pepe Jeans party for a Poopy Jeans party, as it looks like he’s about to make one in his pants. (Gross, I know, but I’m just a journalist stating the facts.)

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Us Weekly reports that Nicole Richie and Brody…jsifsdjfdsin… Oh, sorry. I just dozed off while writing this exciting breaking news. Any-hoo. Bottom line: The two reality “stars” have split.

Nicole: Can you believe they’re actually buying this sham of a relationship?
Brody: Hell, I still can’t believe you dated a guy named AM!

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According to Us Weekly, which allegedly loves to fabricate news about Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn’s alleged relationship, Vaughinston’s alleged engagemement is “officially” kaput. While no substantiated reason was given for the split, it was confirmed by obviously very close “friends” of the pair and a multitude of reliable, in-the-know extras from the set of Vaughn’s latest film. So there.

Aniston and Vaughn in happier times at the 2006 French Open

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“When something is so, so sick, it’s risiculous. It’s sick and ridiculous. Risiculous. See, I have my own dictionary.”

–Performer and Fergbonics Founder, Fergie

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Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito are engaged, their rep tells People. Cooper, 31, and Esposito, 34, have been dating for months and managed to keep their romance low profile. At the Warner Bros. and InStyle Golden Globes party in January, the pair greeted each other with a kiss on the lips. Asked if there was a love connection to report, Esposito coyly replied, “I’m not answering that.”

Guess we have our answer now. Finally, a couple that should procreate.

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