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“I’d like to be done up to the nines in a huge flowery chiffon dress, stretched out like a sail on a beach in the Hebrides, so I can be pecked to pieces by birds.”
–Tilda Swinton on what she wants done with her body when she dies
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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities
The Bold and the Beautiful actor Ronn Moss’ hair
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Filed under: Babies, Celebrities
Beautiful celebrity offspring alert: Halle Berry and her boyfriend, model Gabriel Aubry, welcomed a baby girl Sunday.
The little bundle of joy, diaper changes and 3AM feedings weighed 7 lbs., 14 oz., which is nothing compared to what every baby in my family has weighed. My cousin just popped out an 11-pound baby (ouch), while I weighed 9 lbs., 14 oz. Yes, a family of butterball babies!
Congratulations to Halle, Gabriel and their little lightweight. May they call her something fun, like Cran Berry Aubry or Huckle Berry Aubry.
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Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion
Um, Raven…? Methinks the hair is the least of your problems right now.
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Which is more likely to make you stop smoking?
This…
… Or this?
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Robert Downey, Jr. is causing quite a stir with his newest role, in which he plays an Oscar-winning actor taking on a part originally written for a black actor — and rather than re-write the part, the character, well, decides to play it in blackface.
Robert tells Entertainment Weekly: ”If it’s done right, it could be the type of role you called Peter Sellers to do 35 years ago. If you don’t do it right, we’re going to hell.”
Or, even worse, go on to star in a different kind of hell: …
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Filed under: Advertising Parodies, Celebrities, Mean Clowns
American Idol judge and professional sourpuss Simon Cowell claims he turned down a $2 million offer to be the spokesman for Viagra, calling it a “f—ing insult” in the British edition of Glamour magazine. He sniffed:
“Last year my agent rang me and said, ‘You’ve been offered an incredibly big deal. It’s to be the face of Viagra. I just said, ‘Sorry, but that has to be a f—ing insult.’”
However, according to Circus Hour sources, Simon had a change of heart when he thought about the “perks” of the position. Only we …
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