Archive for the ‘Beauty’ Category
Filed under: Beauty
… then this should be back-ordered till the sun fizzles out.
Behold the ad for former Gucci designer Tom Ford’s new fragrance (for which Vanessa Minnillo and Vanessa Hudgens clearly did not model). It’s no surprise that a gay man would suggest women put perfume on their va-jay-jay.
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Filed under: Beauty, Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson attended a W magazine bash in NYC last night, where she helped honor her new stylist Britt Bardo (is that seriously her name?) and pissed off guests by commandeering the balcony all for herself (taking a page from Jamie Foxx’s book).
I can’t help but panic a little upon seeing these pictures. I have to ask:
Is heavy eyeliner — *GULP* — in again?
I have two phobias: fear of heights (I could only go a quarter-way up the Eiffel Tower, and even then I couldn’t go to the edge and …
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Filed under: Beauty, Pop Culture
More impressive than anything that poser Michelangelo ever created.
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Filed under: Beauty
The most troubling part about this photo of 77-year-old Buzz Aldrin — the second person to ever set foot on the moon — after having a face lift is:
1. Hugh Hefner’s going to wonder what happened to his PJs.
2. He didn’t need to put himself through that. After all, 77 is the new 67!
3. Neil Armstrong is going to be, like, sooooo jealous.
4. It would be a travesty to have survived being rocketed into space, and then die getting the Joan Rivers Special.
5. This proves that lunar rock …
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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities
When I think of natural beauty, I think of the day’s last rays bouncing off of the ocean. A baby’s smile at the sound of his mother’s voice. The year’s first snowfall. The sparkle of a beer keg under a frat house’s fluorescent lights. Clooney’s mussed hair the morning after our night of voracious love-making.
And, of course, the most natural wonder of all…
Daryl Hannah.
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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities
The secret to Gwyneth Paltrow’s glowing skin isn’t her organic diet or titillating dinner conversations with those more intelligent and civilized Brits — it’s snake venom.
A spy at Sonya Dakkar spa in Beverly Hills said Gwynnie, a frequent customer, walked out with a line of Ultra Lux 9 products — including a cream that contains the spit of a snake. “It’s not Botox,” said one insider. “Just a cream that has the venom in it . . . [the cream] is …
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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities
Well, la-di-da. Look at you, Miss Glossy-Haired Paltrow. An organic diet obviously does the body good (says Candy as she chows down on Baked Lays Chips and Diet Coke).
Gwyneth shed her cane to pose at a Comic-Con promotional event for her new flick, Iron Man. She joined co-star Robert Downey Jr. at the annual Nerd Fest, er… I mean, comics convention in San Diego to give the fans a first look at the action movie.
The low-down: Downey plays a billionaire industrialist and genius inventor who is kidnapped and forced …
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