Archive for the ‘Beauty’ Category
Filed under: Beauty, Britney Spears
Readers of the popular British magazine Hello — 949,800 of them — voted Britney Spears the Most Attractive Woman, topping Angelina Jolie, while fellow Mouseketeer Christina Aguilera was voted the second-most elegant, behind Madonna.
So no more need for that Burberry trench, Brits — the most beautiful and elegant accessories you can have, apparently, are extensions from a back alley in Chinatown and make-up that would make RuPaul drool with envy.
Most Attractive Woman
1. Britney Spears
2. Delta Goodrem
3. Sporty Spice and Athina Onassis
4. Angelina Jolie
Most Attractive Man
1. Sean Bean
2. Hugh Laurie
3. David Tennant
4. Nick Carter (!) …
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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities
Hey, I once had hair just like that, too, Cork! … When my three-year-old ass was pissed my mom was chatting on the phone and not paying attention to ME (such abuse I tell ya!), so I used my kiddie scissors to give myself a hot new “look.”
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Filed under: Beauty
Oh guys, I am so embarrassed. If only Janice Dickinson and Jessica Biel had reminded me that today was National Trout Pout Day — I would have gotten y’all a round of celebratory collagen injections! Sorry for dropping the syringe, er… I mean, ball.
Hope everything is still ducky between us.
Hugs, kisses and 4.0 cc of Restylane,
Candy
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Filed under: Beauty
What do you think, kids? Like a little rug burn with your nookie?
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Filed under: Beauty, Celebutards
Kimberly Stewart is the latest to ditch the extensions and sport the Posh Cut*, as seen here at the Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards in London.
Gosh, is it that time of year already? I can’t believe I forgot — I LOVE the Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards! Did Ryan Seacrest host them this year? I usually invite a bunch of people over (they MUST wear their glasses, of course… people with 20/20 vision need not show up), make some popcorn, watch the pre-ceremony red carpet interviews with all the bespectacled …
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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities
Confession: I had a few too many cosmopolitans (yes, again) last night in celebration of Holy Candy’s birthday. So when I turned on my computer and was confronted with THIS, I was convinced I was so hungover that I’d lost the ability to see color.
But alas… that really is Rumer’s newly blonded hair.
Good news for me. Not-so-good-news for her.
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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities
Amanda Peet shields 7-month-old daughter Frances Pen from the paparazzi while walking… somewhere. To do something. (Holy Candy has only the highest of journalistic standards and probing investigative skills.)
Awww… what a li’l cutie. Looks like she just found out her name is Frances Pen. Or heard that Britney Spears was planning to adopt her.
Just ward her off with some broccoli, Frances Pen. It’s Britney’s kryptonite!
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