Archive for the ‘Beauty’ Category

Pop Quiz:  Kelly Rowland

Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities, Pop Quizzes

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Kelly Rowland has finally fessed up to getting breast implants, telling People that:
“I simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup. I didn’t want double Ds and be a little bitty size 2. That would look nuts.” One reason she did it was to fit into designer outfits: “This one really hot House of Dereon top — I just wanted to fill that out! I put it on and I looked SO good! I’m so happy. I feel complete.”
Which part of this story is most unbelievable:

1) She …


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Posted by Candy2March 6, 2008

The Butt of Implant Jokes

Filed under: Beauty, Real-Life Hilarity

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Bonus feature:   Doubles as a life preserver and serving tray!

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Posted by CandyMarch 3, 2008

Pretty, Oh-So-Pretty…!

Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities

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It’s refreshing to see Courtney Love’s finally laying off the makeup.


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Posted by CandyFebruary 28, 2008

Deconstructing Beauty Cream Ads

Filed under: Beauty

nanobs.jpgThe NanoRevive beauty cream ad you see above isn’t real, but it could be.  I’ve been poring through fashion and beauty magazines lately and studied ad claims found in many of the skin care products and found the following common elements: Scientific imagery such as DNA strands or chains of molecules are pictured swirling provocatively around the product. Nifty scientific terms such as nano, cellular and matrix give the impression the product was created by white-coat wearing Swiss scientists. Lots of flowers, preferably shown dappled with dew.  Yes, you too …


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Posted by 14February 28, 2008

Amy Winehouse to Create Makeup Line

Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Beauty, Rock Stars, Rock Stars

beautyaddict.jpgOn the heels of yesterday’s report that Amy Winehouse is creating her own beauty line, Circus Hour’s InVogue Glamour Elle Marie’s Style magazine has already gotten its hands — well, crane — on the new makeup collection for a product review.THE BEAUTY BUZZphoto illustration by 14 written by Candy Kirby hot find: vats of makeupTransitioning from woman to clown just got easier for those wanting to cover their track marks with Amy Winehouse’s Beauty Addict line. The eyeliner is small enough to fit in a warehouse, yet still …


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Posted by 14 and CandyFebruary 27, 2008

Introducing the “Street Cents Wig Collection”

Filed under: Beauty, Beyonce

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Very fitting that Beyoncé would wear that wig to a club called La Esquina, no?

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Posted by CandyFebruary 25, 2008

Holy Candy Math Edition:  Katherine Heigl’s Hair

Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities

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Posted by CandyFebruary 11, 2008