Archive for the ‘Beauty’ Category

Circus Hour Beauty Week:  Foreskin for Your Skin

Filed under: Beauty, Featured, Oprah

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HOT PICK: Discarded Prepuce

Don’t let your looks get the shaft — snip away those fine lines with Foreskin for Your Skin!

Although the genesis and overwhelmingly sour smell of the cream initially made the Circus Hour team eloquently say, “Ew,” as soon as we heard ageless talk show hosts Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters were fans of the “collagen-rejuvenating” mucous membrane, we knew we couldn’t resist!

“It’s a bit ironic that this particular cream would erase wrinkles, but as long as Oprah endorses it, count me …


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Posted by 14 and CandyApril 2, 2008

Circus Hour Beauty Week:  Time to Switch Gears with Freeze Face

Filed under: Beauty

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HOT PICK: Injectable Motor Oil

On the heels of yesterday’s Beauty Week review of the revolutionary Leeches and Urine Youth Beauty Serum, comes a celebrity beauty treatment sure to take you from 60 to 20 in 4.54 seconds: Freeze Face Automobile Lube.

With this home injection spa, there is no need to get your own Dr. Jiffy Lube from Argentina, like Priscilla Presley did. Simply inject and fill!

“Mmmm…rrrrrrr….mmmm,” said Circus Hour beauty editor, Candy, who’s no longer able to move her face after sampling the treatment. “Nnnnn…uhhhh,” agreed …


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Posted by 14 and CandyApril 1, 2008

Circus Hour Kicks Off Beauty Week!

Filed under: Beauty

Hollywood is driven by youth, beauty and, less relevantly, sex tapes — so it’s no wonder that celebrities have managed to get their hands on the keys to the Fountain of Youth.

However, stars are no longer the proprietors of these hush-hush beauty regimens. Yes, the Circus Hour team has managed to get its hands on these long-held secrets, which we will share with you as part of our Beauty Week celebration.  So sit back, grab a glass of celebratory champagne (or two or three, which, as you’re about to find out, will come in handy) and join us as …


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Posted by 14 and CandyMarch 31, 2008

Discovered:  Eighth Wonder of the World!

Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities

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The Bold and the Beautiful actor Ronn Moss’ hair


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Posted by Candy1March 27, 2008

No Electricity Needed For The Renee Zellweger Lamp

Filed under: Beauty, Celebrity Endorsements, Featured

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Those clever Swedes from Ikea have developed the first self-illuminating lamp by harnessing the glare reflected from Renee Zellweger’s cute little shiny face. It’s the perfect choice for those looking to green their home because it uses no electricity. Ikea has named the lamp Floöbjort, which means “endless sun” in Swedish and is an attractive addition to any home.

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Inspired by yesterday’s media coverage in which two large UK newspapers pointed out the “shine” on Renee Zellweger’s face. The Daily Mail speculated the …


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Posted by 14March 26, 2008

Demi Moore is a Sucker for Leech Therapy

Filed under: Beauty, Demi Moore

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Demi Moore, whose perpetually youthful look has inspired talk of Botox addiction and knee lifts among catty observers, has tried to put the plastic surgery rumors to rest by sharing her beauty secret: “leech therapy.”

Um, suddenly, being injected with botulism doesn’t seem like such a terrible option.

“I feel like I’ve always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimize your health and healing,” she told David Letterman on his show. “I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy. These …


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Posted by Candy1March 25, 2008

Exciting New Beauty Product for Teenage Girls:  Insta-age

Filed under: Beauty

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CIRCUSgirl Magazine Beauty Product Review

Photo Illustration by 14
Written by Candy Kirby

Take one look around Young Hollywood and you’ll see that fresh-faced youthfulness is so last year. From Ali Lohan’s Long Island soccer mom look to Miley Cyrus’ truck stop hooker makeup, all the hottest teens are hopping on the middle-aged bandwagon!

Of course, not everyone is lucky enough to have stage parents pushing them into premature crow’s feet — but now you, too, can achieve that adorable weathered look with the help of insta-age™.

“It really works,” reveals CIRCUSgirl …


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Posted by 14 and CandyMarch 11, 2008