Archive for the ‘Beauty’ Category
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Filed under: Beauty, Pop Culture
Forget Thomas the Tank Engine or Green Eggs and Ham — there’s a NEW fun children’s book hitting the shelves:
My Beautiful Mommy — out on Mother’s Day — teaches kids why their mother, who apparently isn’t beautiful now, is having plastic surgery.
“The kids have questions,” author and (shocker) plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer told Newsweek.
My Beautiful Mommy is about a mother who gets a tummy tuck, breast implants and a nose job. No word on why that’s all she’s getting. Seems a little too subtle to me.
“You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn’t fit into my clothes anymore,” the character explains. “Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better.”
Yes, good thing her shirts will fit her nose now!
Salzhauer said while “parents generally tend to go into this denial thing” and “try to ignore the kids’ questions completely,” children are legitimately confused and worried.
Other possible children’s lines include:
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Filed under: Beauty, Freak Show News
WARNING: There is no safe place to rest your eyes in this post.
WARNING: No, really, I’m serious.
WARNING: Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you…
[More of British “glamour model” and TV personality, Jodie Marsh]
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Filed under: Beauty, Paris Hilton, Pop Quizzes
The most awesome part about Paris Hilton’s fake hair, “The Bandit,” is:
1) It’s got the same name as a dog with its own MySpace page;
2) Free crabs with each purchase!;
3) “Every Time” is spelled incorrectly;
4) Raquel Welch is gonna have to bust a cap in Paris’ ass now;
5) None of the above. The most awesome part is ____________.
P.S. — 14 is on vay-cay and I’m currently in Barcelona (quite the European traveler these days!), which is why we’re updating less frequently. I know… …
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Filed under: Beauty
Either that, or the Botox has gone to THEIR brain, too. Behold the latest slogan for Botox™®©:
Celebrity photo added by Candy for her own simple-minded amusement
Um, okay. Freedom of expression? Or Freedom FROM expression?
Here are some taglines that seem more fitting:
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Filed under: Beauty, Featured, Freak Show Posters
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot them with great regularity as they multiply and invade the tony boutiques and cafes of Beverly Hills and beyond. Medium: acrylic, gouache and quantum entanglement on paper.
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Filed under: Beauty, Who Did It Better
LEFT: Kathie Lee Gifford studying her notes on her first day as co-host of The Today Show’s fourth hour in New York City
RIGHT: Olivia studying static electricity on her field trip at the American Museum of Science and Energy in Oakridge, TN
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Filed under: Beauty
HOT FIND: Facial Sandblaster
Move over micro-dermabrasion and chemical peels — we’ve found something even more abrasive!
The Circus Hour team flipped for the Beauty Blaster, whose effects are similar to sandpaper, but with a more even finish and way less bleeding. Just blast and shed years from your face — not to mention most of your skin layers!
“Celebrities such as Renee Zellweger have been fan of this treatment for years,” gushed Beauty Blaster founder, Anastasia Nikolaevna (formerly Jenny Walker). “We guarantee nothing will make your face redder …
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