Archive for the ‘Sexy Time’ Category

Trend Alert:  Sexy Paper Lingerie for the Dead

Filed under: Fashion, Sexy Time

Some people say farewell to their dearly departed with tears and flowers. Others, of course, give the deceased a sexy boost with some revealing lingerie.

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Yes, sexy lingerie sets have reportedly become a hit among Malaysia’s ethnic Chinese, who are buying them for their dead relatives at the Qingming Festival this Friday.

To mark the day, Chinese traditionally tend the graves of their departed loved ones and often burn paper money, model houses, cars, cell phones and other goods as offerings to honor them and keep them comfortable in the afterlife.

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Posted by Candy1April 8, 2008

Is the Easter Bunny Sex Tape Real or a Hoax?

Filed under: Holiday Tributes, Sexy Time

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Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Davis and Gene Simmons aren’t the only ones battling sex tape rumors. Now one UK newspaper reports an anonymous tipper has sent them a shocking sex tape starring none other than the Easter Bunny.

According to the UK Daily Nova, the grainy cell phone video shows what appears to be an outdoor tryst between the Easter Bunny and an unknown woman, but claims have not yet been verified. When asked for comment, the Easter Bunny’s publicist, Leslie Zloane Selnick called the tape a “mean-spirited hoax …


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Posted by 14March 22, 2008

Breaking:  Posh and David Beckham Visit Sex Shop!

Filed under: Beckhams, Sexy Time

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You likely woke up this morning asking yourself, “I wonder how the Beckhams’ sex life is going?” No? That was just me? Oh, well. I’m going to tell you, anyway…

Apparently, it’s either going very well or is in need of some “outside” help: Victoria and David were spotted visiting The Pleasure Chest — which happens to be just a few blocks away from yours truly (Yup! That’s how I roll!) — where they bought massage oil, lubricant, a Cyberskin vibrator, a leather braided cane and a …


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Posted by CandyMarch 13, 2008

Catching Up with Cosmo’s “Fun Fearless Males of 2008!”

Filed under: Media, Sexy Time

Every year, the lusty folks at Cosmopolitan magazine pick a group of bachelors to honor as their “Fun Fearless Males of 2008!” Here’s what some of those lucky gents had to say to the sex rag about their thoughts on relationships:

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And Papa Joe is more than happy to throw his little helmet, er… hat into the ring.

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Sounds like he’s been playing with Courtney Love’s pussy.


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Posted by CandyMarch 4, 2008

Kate Beckinsale’s Vagina is a Tomb

Filed under: Celebrities, Sexy Time

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In what I suspect was a Cabernet-filled interview with Allure, Kate Beckinsale waxes poetic about what she thinks is her best feature — her vagina — which, even more curiously, she calls “Pharaoh’s Tomb.”

The 34-year-old actress — who is married to film director Len Wiseman and has a nine-year-old daughter Lily with actor Michael Sheen — insists very few men have ever enjoyed her Tomb Twat. She said:
“I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 28, 2008

Listen Up, Ladies (and Select Men):  Guys Reveal Fave Mattress Moves!

Filed under: Media, Sexy Time

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That especially horny member of the family of women’s magazines, Cosmopolitan, has published men’s “all-time favorite mattress moves.” That’s right, ALL-TIME FAVORITES!

Here’s what they — and I — had to say:

JAMIE: “I can’t be the only guy who loves when a woman licks that soft patch of skin in front of my ears.”

CANDY: If you close your eyes, a St. Bernard would be happy to the same. And won’t expect you to call in the morning.

DONNY: “When I lean in to kiss you, hold the back of my …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 26, 2008