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Filed under: Babies, TomKat
Suri Cruise, who likely complained after being photographed in this embarrassing one-sock ensemble, needn’t worry about footwear faux pas any longer.
Katie Holmes has reportedly commissioned Christian Louboutin to make a mold of Suri’s feet — for a mere $2,500 — and custom design a pair of shoes for the 18-month-old, which will cost an additional $500 to $5,000. Just in time for the holidays.
“She’ll be the youngest client,” a source tells OK!.
For those who may find this a tad, er, wasteful, take heart: When Suri grows out of the shoes next month, …
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Filed under: Holiday Tributes, TomKat
Americans aren’t the only ones who celebrating a holiday today — Scientologists have Thetan Thanksgiving! To read Tom Cruise’s heartwarming tale of Scientologist pilgrims first landing on Xenu Rock, click below.
THE HISTORY OF THETAN THANKSGIVING
by Tom Cruise
Many years ago, a college dropout with two failed bigamous marriages was unhappy because he wasn’t getting rich off his writing career. “Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous,” said L. Ron Hubbard. “If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would …
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Fox News claims Robert Redford and Meryl Streep did not attend Tom Cruise’s big dinner the other night honoring him by the American Museum of the Moving Image because they, well, think he’s a pompous ass.
An insider revealed: “Meryl and Bob can’t stand Tom. In London, Tom kept trying to push himself into interviews. Bob said, ‘No.’ Tom wouldn’t listen. Meryl has done almost nothing for the movie. She wants nothing to do with him.”
To add insult to injury, Lions for Lambs is getting skewered by critics. Variety said it’s a “star-heavy …
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Filed under: TomKat
After training for only two months, Katie Holmes ran the New York City marathon yesterday, finishing in a respectable 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds (which is how long it takes ME to run a mile — with bar stops along the way).
Hubby Tom Cruise and li’l Suri waited for Katie at the finish line, with a celebratory after-party at the Tavern on the Green restaurant. Tom’s mother and Katie’s parents were also there to cheer her on.
The only thing that DIDN’T receive support were Katie’s breasts….
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Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous, TomKat
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at the Los Angeles premiere of “Lions for Lambs”
TOM: Wow. It’s INCREDIBLE up here!
KATIE: So you like it?
TOM: Like it? I freakin’ LOVE it! It’s a whole new world! The air is fresher. Your eyes — they’re blue!
KATIE: Green, actually…
TOM: Whatever. Still better than staring up your nostrils all day.
KATIE: I’m glad you’re glad.
TOM: I am, but –
KATIE: What?
TOM: I’m tired of standing on my tippy-toes.
KATIE: Please. Try walking …
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…And at this evening’s Cotillion, Mister Thomas Cruise Mapother the Fourth would like to formally introduce his daughter, Katherine Noelle Holmes, to society…
Wait! My cats staff informs me that these two are not at Cotillion and father/daughter, but rather married and attending the Berlin premiere of Lions for Lamb. My mistake.
For more pictures from the Debutante Ball, click below.
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