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Just when Kat(i)e Holmes bedazzles me with her impossibly shiny hair, she goes and freaks me out again…
In talking with People at a Glamour luncheon for V-Day’s anniversary, Katie said (with a freakishly large smile, no doubt) that one-year-old Suri is a, um, “very strong woman.”
Say wha –?
That’s how you describe a woman who’s about to star in the Vagina Monologues. Or John Travolta. Not someone whose day revolves around Dora the Explorer. Well, okay, all the above could be used to describe Travolta, but you see what I’m getting …
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Excuse me while I put on my Chandler sweater vest and ask, “Could her hair BE any shinier?” I can’t lie — Kat(i)e looks radiant. Alien juice does the hair and body good.
Just a second. My phone’s ringing… “Hello? … Who? I can’t understand a damn word you’re saying. Slow down. … Oh! Okay, sure… Cheerio to you, too.”
It was for you, Tom. Austin Powers says he wants his suit back. And something about wanting to shag your wife…?
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Biographer Andrew Morton — whose pets are totally going to end up in a pot of boiling water — has moved on from his controversial Princess Di biography to tackle Jesus Cruise and Scientology. The Daily Mail has a few gems from the book, including:
Book: Many Scientologists believe Suri was conceived using the frozen sperm of L. Ron Hubbard. Morton compares the conception to Rosemary’s Baby, “in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil’s child.”
Candy: If Katie Holmes didn’t “suspect” what was happening when they …
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Ah, this brings back memories. I remember those days when Mom and I would roll up to Fred Segal in our chauffeured Escalade, with our matching haircuts and pants, to do a little five-figure holiday shopping…
Just kidding! It just was a Town Car, not an Escalade. Mom and I liked to keep it real.
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Sorry for the late start, guys. I was out having way too much fun with 14 at Gallery of the Absurd last night, guzzling Pinot Noir and battling a sushi restaurant where we purchased what we thought was a $25 bottle of sake — that turned out to be $25/glass and $170/bottle. *GULP* Thanks to our tears persuasive ways, we ended up getting a deal on the bottle, as well as a $170 axe in the head this morning.
But, as a wise person once said (me, a couple seconds ago), the gossip must go on… …
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TOM: I could use a nice snuggle…
WILL: Right now?! Oh, dear god. Um, yeah, okay….
JADEN: Daddy…?
WILL: Just close your eyes, son. Just close your eyes. Nobody should have to see this.
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Us Weekly has an EXCLUSIVE first look at Tom Cruise and Katie, er… Kate… Holmes’ holiday card, as designed by Kat(i)e herself:
Okay, so the holiday alien might have been my addition, but the earth-toned card needed something to jazz it up, don’t you think? I can’t imagine Suri approved this.
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