Archive for the ‘TomKat’ Category
Filed under: TomKat
Kat(i)e Holmes may need to be reprogrammed, because she’s reportedly expressing– GASP! — unhappiness about the embarrassing publicity surrounding hubby Tom Cruise’s Scientology recruitment video.
Kat(i)e even stormed out of a Scientology crisis meeting with Tom, “furious” about the leaked video. As you may remember, the video features Tom saying a number of totally normal things, such as claiming that members of his religion are “the only ones who can really help” accident victims and that he has “to get those spectators either in the playing field or out of the arena.” *GULP*
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Filed under: Celebrities, TomKat
…And then Adam returned to filming his new movie about a guy who’s just a big kid at heart, but his immaturity drives his bitchy girlfriend to dump him, so he punches people and yells at them in a silly voice (with Rob Schneider egging him on) — and makes many, many fart jokes, as well as a couple homophobic ones — while somehow landing the sweet girl of his dreams who is ridiculously out of his league.
FADE TO BLACK.
THE END.
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Filed under: Nicole Kidman, TomKat
As the release date for Andrew Morton’s Tom Cruise biography nears, more and more juicy tidbits somehow keep getting leaked. But this time, “spoiled diva” and “absent mother” Nicole Kidman is getting the brunt of it…
Morton reveals in the book, “Those who saw the family close up concluded that Tom was much more comfortable and enthusiastic as a parent. The actor was in constant — and controlling — touch with the youngsters and their nannies no matter how busy he was.”
Additionally, he claims that Nicole would rarely call to check on her children …
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Filed under: TomKat
“And the cinematic comeback of the year award goes to…somebody other than Katie Holmes,” says a New York Post critic, who calls her new heist comedy Mad Money, co-starring Queen Latifah and Diane Keaton, “the most cringe-making return since Love Boat: The Next Wave.
Well, now, that’s just rude. Robert Ulrich deserves more respect than that!
“Holmes, with Alice Cooper hair and crazy Jim Carrey eyes, looks terrible and acts worse, unless this movie is unintentionally a lobotomy documentary,” the reviewer writes. “Whatever could have happened to her in the last couple of …
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In the words of the wise Joey Lawrence… “Whoa.”
Behold this video of Jesus Cruise babbling in fragments about Scientologists being the Chosen Ones, which has been making the rounds on a number of sites; however, the Scientologists keep putting the kibosh on it — so enjoy while you can.
Some nuggets from the nine minutes of nonstop crazy (KSW = Keep Scientology Working; SP = Suppressive Person):
“When you’re a Scientologist, and you drive by an accident, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re …
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Filed under: TomKat
And not just on Alias.
Oh, boy. Now that this Scientology tell-all book has been published, the alien juice is really hitting the fan…
Before jumping on the couch to profess his love for Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise tried wooing Alias star Jennifer Garner, according to Andrew Morton’s new book. Tom reportedly had a list of women that he wanted to make Mrs. Cruise, including Scarlett Johansson (who could seriously be his daughter) and Jessica Alba — but Jen Garner may have been highest on the list.
Jesus Cruise left voice-mail messages for Jen …
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Filed under: Pop Quizzes, TomKat
Kat(i)e Holmes was using this Birkin bag in NYC because:
1) She needed to carry Tom around ’cause his lifts were hurting his feet;
2) Sitting next to the sunglasses, it actually didn’t look that big;
3) It’s Katie’s get-away bag, containing Suri and extra cash, as well as the keys to her parents’ house AND to her mainframe;
4) She got roped into carrying Paris Hilton’s shoes;
5) She needed something to hold the rest of her Carol Channing costume;
6) None of the above. She _____________.
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