Archive for the ‘TomKat’ Category

Happy Birthday, Suri Cruise!

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Yes, it’s been a full two years since the spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise made her much-talked-about-debut in this world.  And while OK! magazine has an “exclusive” about her birthday party plans, only we have a look at some of the cards she’s received:

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Posted by CandyApril 18, 2008

Deep Thoughts by Katie Holmes

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“If he squeezes me any harder, I’m going to short circuit.”


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Posted by CandyMarch 6, 2008

The Air Up There

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Tom Cruise and Kat(i)e Holmes attended Essence’s Black Women in Hollywood luncheon, where they lent their support to friends Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, who was honored as “one of Hollywood’s most versatile and gifted actresses.” (Their words, not mine.)

On the day of the event, Circus Hour meteorologists reported that it was cloudy with a high of 65 in Katie’s World, while Tom experienced much cooler temperatures and light showers down where he resides.


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Posted by CandyFebruary 22, 2008

Katie Holmes is Beyond Her Years

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Somewhere, Dorothy Zbornak is wondering what happened to that dress she wore to the post-premiere party with Burt Reynolds to which she and the girls won tickets and were then mistaken for hookers.  (Pssst!  Dorothy — over here!)

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Posted by CandyFebruary 20, 2008

Do You Believe in Life After Love?

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In today’s news that will make David Gest chartreuse with envy, Cher admitted to Good Morning America that she and Tom Cruise had a fling in the ’80s, pre-Scientology Tom, even though she’s almost twenty years older than he. She said:

“He was just the most adorable man you can possibly imagine. I don’t understand the Scientology thing because I don’t understand it. Sonny was a Scientologist, I did not understand that either.”

So I wonder if she understands Scientology? Oh, well. Guess we’ll never know. Here’s a picture of the former lovebirds at a charity …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 8, 2008

Deep Thoughts by Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez and TomKat

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MARC: That virgin blood I feasted on for breakfast has done wonders for my skin, no?

KATIE: These people are AMAZING. It’s such a gift to be part of this magical moment.

J.LO: Are we done with this already? My back is freakin’ killing me!

TOM: Little do they know I’m channeling L. Ron’s deoxyribonucleic acid into her womb via my pointer tentacle. Bwa-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaa!

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Posted by CandyFebruary 7, 2008

Holy Candy Exclusive:  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ New Project!

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Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise and a dozen of their closest security guards went out for lunch at Joan’s on Third in Los Angeles over the weekend.

While several Web sites have expressed concern that the two are morphing into carbon copies of each other, Holy Candy has learned that Tom and Katie are simply getting into character for their upcoming project:

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Posted by CandyFebruary 3, 2008