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Filed under: Tom Cruise
According to a report in the UK Sun, some Scientology leaders believe Tom Cruise is the “Christ of Scientology“. Flabbergasted after reading such a claim, we decided to send a group of undercover agents to investigate the dark recesses of the Los Angeles Church of Scientology in order to seek clues. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and we obtained it! Our wily agents gained entrance into the fortress by feigning interest in being “audited” and were quickly able to escape …
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Filed under: Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise Art
Jack Tom and the Beanstalk. Congratulations Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and little Suri. Medium: Graphite, ink, digital color. Thanks Tony and Kerri.
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Filed under: Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise Art
Since so many people are debating over whether Suri Cruise looks Asian or not, I decided to include a little Asian influence in her portrait. Many bloggers made jokes about little Suri’s “Elvis” hair, so I’ve added a shiny black pompadour and sideburns. There are also other secret symbols based on more controversial rumors included as well. Medium: Gouache and watercolor on paper.
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise Art
This is a sneak preview of the “Celebrity Animals” project that Dlisted and Gallery of the Absurd collaborated on with ANIMAL magazine. ANIMAL challenged us to transform today’s most popular tabloid celebrities into animals and you can see them all in the upcoming issue #7 due out in early June. See Paris, Nicole, Brangelina, Jessica, and Lindsay as you’ve never seen them before! Pictured above is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, aka TomRat, posing with their new baby girl. We wish them warm congratulations on their …
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Filed under: Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise Art, Valentines
Nothing says LOVE like signing a $5 million contract agreement to pose as a loving companion to a tiny man with a very large ego. This nasty little rumor was reported on Page Six and in the New York Daily News, but of course we know it can’t be true. Obviously Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are madly in love and shove show their affection and devotion to each other every time they make a public appearance. When I think of LOVE,the …
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Filed under: Madonna, Madonna Art, Tom Cruise
Madonna and Tom Cruise are two of the entertainment industry’s most vocal religious zealots. According the the Drudge Report, Madonna says”we’re all going to hell” if we don’t change our “wicked behavior”, andthat we are “enslaved… by the material world.” She doesn’t explainhow she’s going to get rid of her own trappings of the material world.What is she going to do with her expensive designer wardrobe, herluxury autos, her $500 beauty creams, or her several mansions?According to her logic, she better get rid of them all or …
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Here we see the vile alien galactic ruler XENU using his powerful Tom Cruise puppet in an attempt to trick the human population into believing his lies and deception. Every time you see Tom Cruise in a movie, a magazine, or jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch, you are really seeing XENU trying to control you with his powerful hologram puppet. Recently, some clever humans have figured out how to fight XENU and we can now share …
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