Archive for the ‘Tara Reid’ Category

Celebrity Valentines: Love Comes in Many Forms

Filed under: Tara Reid, Tara Reid Art, Valentines

Vdtaralo_2 Although Tara Reid seems to have recently cleaned up her act, she still comes to mind whenever someone mentions the term “party girl”. Hundreds of photos documenting Tara’s boozy party antics exist on the Internet, and what strikes me is how she always looks so happy as she clings her cocktail close to her heart. This Tara Reid Valentine embodies the giddiness and rapid heartbeat we experience when we realize we have fallen hopelessly in LOVE.Hipster_125_4 


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Posted by 14February 6, 2006

Obsolete Tara

Filed under: Tara Reid, Tara Reid Art

ObsoletetaraloWhile on vacation I was flipping through a few gossip tabloids. Most of the photos and articles are pretty much the same dreck week after week, but one small blurb caught my eye: Madonna Wine. Yep, that’s right. Now you can drink the essence of Madonna with her new “Confessions on a Dance Floor” line of collectible bottles.  Doesn’t this woman have enough money and exposure?  Ah well, I’ll take care of Madonna and her material empire in an upcoming post.Now let’s take a …


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Posted by 14January 4, 2006

Happy New Year

Filed under: Tara Reid, Tara Reid Art

Newyearsot_4Tara Reid and her cast of Pink Dancing Elephants wish you a happy and prosperous 2006. Tara says “May your heart be filled with love, your spirit filled with joy, and your liver bloated with alcohol..PARTY!!  WOOOOOOO!”Note to the nasty bloke in the U.K. who steals my Tara Reid images and then obscures my name and puts his own:  If you want to take them and add them to your collection of drunken Tara Reid photos, please link them back to Gallery of the Absurd. …


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Posted by 14January 4, 2006

The Future of Tara Reid

Filed under: Tara Reid, Tara Reid Art

Tara2025lo_copyI spent most of my weekend engaged in time travel. I always kick myself when I forget to bring my digital camera along, but this time I slipped it in my pocket.  Traveling through so many hyperdimensional wormholes can really wear a girl out, so I thought I’d stop and get some coffee. The only place open in Los Angeles in the year 2025 was a seedy bar on Sunset, so I walked in, sat at the bar and saw Tara Reid sitting at the other end.  …


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Posted by 14September 6, 2005

The Real Taradise

Filed under: Tara Reid, Tara Reid Art

Floozydise_2  Tara Reid has given up her ambition to become a serious actress and has finally embraced her image as overindulgent party girl. Smart move.  Why be anything other than yourself? She has fun, travels the globe in pursuit of reckless hedonism, and amuses (or disgusts) us with paparazzi photos of her falling down drunken antics. Thing is….one doesn’t need talent to do what she does, so why does she have her own TV …


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Posted by 14August 31, 2005