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Filed under: Star Jones, Star Jones Art
Star Jones Reynolds hasn’t had much luck in the employment department over the past couple years, from famously getting dumped by Barbara Walters to recently having TruTV ax “The Star Jones Show” after only a six-month run.But wait…! No need to open your wallet and donate to the Star Jones Giuseppe Zanotti Stiletto Fund just yet. Thankfully, Star has landed on her feet with a new, glamorous position for which she must travel all over the country — and we were lucky enough …
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Filed under: Photoshop in a Can, Star Jones, Star Jones Art
Just a few short years ago, Star Jones was a bloated biomass who draped herself in the pelts of dead animals while gobbling up media attention with the same gusto as she gobbled up bacon double cheeseburgers. Now, thanks to gastric bypass surgery and the magic of Photoshop in a Can, she has a brand new look and a brand new job.
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I rarely watch television, but was compelled to sit in front of the TV last night and watch Star Jones on Larry King. I painted three portraits during the interview and burst into laughter when Star said The View was a “circus atmosphere”. It was fun night. Medium: Acrylic, gouache, pastel, paper, a few glasses of wine …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Star Jones, Star Jones Art
Rumors are flying that Star Jones got canned from The View because of all the attention surrounding her shameless quest for freebies and because of the denial and controversy surrounding her dramatic weight loss. When it comes to Star Jones, I don’t know what to believe…all I know is that when Animal Magazine asked Michael K and I to come up with ideas for celebrity animals, we all agreed that Ms. Jones reminded us of one of those bug-eyed goldfish. According …
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So my friend Kipling suggested that I paint a “goatse” celebrity. She says, “You should see all the goatse inspired art all over the Internet…there’s all sorts of web sites devoted to it.”14 “What’s a goatse? Is it some new derivation of furry fandom?”Kipling “Nah, it’s the most disgusting photo on the Internet.”14 “Really? How did I not know about it…Where can I see it?!?!”Kipling “Are you sure you want to see it?”14 “The most disgusting thing on the Internet…yep, I gotta …
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Gallery of the Absurd Publications is pleased to announce the premier issue of BABE magazine. BABE was produced with the “discreet” gentleman in mind and features full-color pin-ups of their favorite types of gals, along with useful and informative articles about how to stay “discreet” while in the public eye. We decided to put Star Jones on the cover of BABE because she loves to show off her hot new bod at the beach. Tom Cruise, Al Reynolds, and David Gest are all big fans of …
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While in the middle of painting the Star Jones pin-up for Babe Magazine (see above), I felt I needed to look at her face once again before adding the finishing touches. I wanted some recent photos, so I went to getty images. When I pulled up the photos, I nearly fell over backwards!! WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO HER FACE? It’s too late at night for me to be looking at photos as blood-curdling at these! I know faces change appearance after dramatic weight loss, but Star looks really different. I compared the much maligned Star-in-red-bathing-suit image from a …
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