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Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Beauty, Rock Stars, Rock Stars
On the heels of yesterday’s report that Amy Winehouse is creating her own beauty line, Circus Hour’s InVogue Glamour Elle Marie’s Style magazine has already gotten its hands — well, crane — on the new makeup collection for a product review.THE BEAUTY BUZZphoto illustration by 14 written by Candy Kirby hot find: vats of makeupTransitioning from woman to clown just got easier for those wanting to cover their track marks with Amy Winehouse’s Beauty Addict line. The eyeliner is small enough to fit in a warehouse, yet still …
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I took a quick break from the project I’m working on and whipped up a painting of Amy Winehouse. There’s some filthy gossip going around that Amy’s husband “Blaaaaake” might be filing for divorce. While the rumor may or may not be true, my gut tells me it’s just a matter of time. By sawing off her beehive and dying her locks blonde, Amy is exhibiting Level I warning signs of a looming Celebrity Meltdown. As demonstrated by Britney, the …
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Amy Winehouse Singing Snow Globe Recalled Due to Constant Malfunction
LONDON — - The U.K. Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform and Amy Winehouse’s parents today announced an involuntary recall of one of the worst celebrity-endorsed holiday gifts in history: the singing Amy Winehouse Snow Globe. Despite initial high demand from music fans and celebrities such as Pete Doherty, who was spotted trying to break open a Snow Globe, the product’s constant malfunctions have prompted an onslaught of returns to stores and an …
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Adding to our list of the Worst Celebrity Endorsed Gift Items of the Season are these festive holiday tree ornaments. Cisco Adler (who? I know, I didn’t know who he was either) gained notoriety the Hollywood way when a nude photograph of him and his, ahem…certain pendulous body parts were posted all over the internet. As every scandal-torn celeb knows, cashing in on your notoriety will only make you more famous - especially if nudity is involved. I have to hand it …
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The Richie SamborBRA begins our list of the Worst Celebrity Endorsed Gift Items of the Season. Fed up with being taunted for his “man boobs” when photographed carousing topless on the beach with Denise Richards, Richie Sambora went to work creating a masculine mammary support system for men who suffer from gynecomastia, or simply for those seeking a little more sleek support for their gravitationally-challenged physique. Shipped from China last summer, the SamborBRAs gathered dust as they sat unpurchased …
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The following spoof of this Child’s Play trailer was written by Candy of Holy Candy:
It all started with a big sing-off. I was just your average, everyday college student till a little encouragement from an evil man named Simon made me what I am today: Chunky.
See, y’all, after the “Velvet Teddy Bear” robbed me of a life as an American Idol winner, I went on a rampage, killing the Bear on the Billboard charts, and stealing the hearts of …
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Simply put, I saw this photo of Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson and immediately this image of the Creature From The Black Lagoon popped into my head. Medium: graphite and watercolor on paper, digital color/text.
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