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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Rachael Ray
“I should’ve put some EVOO on my breasts to make them look extra yum-o!”
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Filed under: Rachael Ray, Television
Rachael Ray may soon have more time to hawk her Gusto Grip 3-Piece Knife Set: Her syndicated daytime show, Rachael Ray, is likely getting axed at the end of her contract.
Don’t cry, people! Here, cheer yourself up with some delicious buffalo chicken chili macaroni!
A source told Page Six, “They are seriously talking about taking her off the air.”
Apparently, Rach’s ratings stink, her set is expensive and the average age of her viewers is (*GASP*!) 55 — and, as we all know, advertisers no longer want …
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Filed under: Live Blogging, Rachael Ray, Television
Live blogging with Candy! My random thoughts about Rachael Ray’s talk show yesterday…
Candy:
9:01 – Rachael enters with a dramatic ‘round-the-head finger snap. Yup, this is going to be a good one.
9:03 – We’re introduced to “Adam, Obsessed KISS Fan,” who gives us a tour of the soon-to-be-redecorated KISS room in his house. The dude even has KISS coffee. And what the hell are KISS “incent burners”? Guy may want to spend less time with his Paul Stanley action figure and more time with his dictionary.
9:04 – Adam’s wife, who is either a saint or has been drunk their entire relationship. I’m betting on the latter.
9:05 – We’re introduced to Kristan Cunningham, “Rachael’s DIY buddy.” Rachael has a buddy for that? Huh. I thought that’s what a Rabbit was for.
9:07 — *YAWN* I could sure go for some KISS coffee right now.
9:07 – So they’re reorganizing Adam’s KISS room with none other than IKEA furniture. Rachael Ray is worth, what, $500,000 million? Okay, yeah, just checking.
9:10 – Little known fact: Adam is also the fifth Beatle.
9:12 – Adam seems to be thrilled with the results of his newly organized room. I think it was the fourth “THIS IS AWESOME!” that gave it away.
9:18 – Wait, did he just say, “It was like opening up a porno into KISS world”?! [*REWIND*] Nope, he actually said “a portal into KISS world.” That’s no fun.
9:18 – If Rachael doesn’t stop doing that, I’m going to bust some EVOO in her ass.
9:19 – Surprise! Gene Simmons enters with a present – a KISS lamp – for Adam. Sticks out his tongue.
9:20 – Gene sticks out his tongue again.
9:20 – And again.
9:29 — Rachael screeches that if we don’t watch Gene’s new show, we’re a “LOSER.”
Yup, we’re the losers.
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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Rachael Ray
“Some Cheez-Its and buffalo chicken chili would really make this sandwich yummo.”
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Filed under: Rachael Ray
Oh, boy. I bet this REALLY caused Rachael Ray to gesticulate wildly…
On the set of Rachael’s new commercial for Dunkin’ Donuts, she was given a cup of java (because, you know, she needs to be more wired) – but she wasn’t pleased they expected her to drink the coffee of her, um, well, employer.
A source tells New York Magazine:
So a friend of mine was on set last week as Rachael Ray filmed her latest Dunkin’ Donuts commercial. According to her, Rachael stormed onto the set and snapped at everyone. Not news, I know, …
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Filed under: Rachael Ray, Rachael Ray Art
The November issue of Rachael Ray’s chirpy little magazine is cornucopia of delish Thanksgiving recipes, clever crafty ideas, and in-depth features such as “Celebrity Fridge“. In this issue, Victoria Beckham gives Rach a look inside her Beverly Hills refrigerator. Oh the thrills! You’ll also discover the heartwarming story of the Scientologist pilgrims’ first landing on Xenu Rock , and will find plenty of celebrity recipes for your Thanksgiving dinner. Rach shares Britney Spears’ recipe for Convenience Store Casserole and Mel …
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Filed under: Rachael Ray, Rachael Ray Art
Rachael Ray has agreed to shill a multi-million dollar marketing campaign designed to raise brand awareness of Dunkin’ Donuts. Very soon, you’ll see her perky face all over TV as she cheerfully chirps nonsense about how Dunkin’ Donuts can be a “healthful” addition to a balanced diet. Our spies tell us that food-loving Rach is planning a donut-themed cookbook to hit the shelves this summer. You’ll find healthy and fun donut recipes for everything from appetizers to drinks …
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