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Why all the hype surrounding this Uninteresting Blob of Flesh? The Blob hasn’t done anything significant, doesn’t have anything interesting to say…and yet, it appears on the covers of magazines and on primetime TV. People magazine has scored the exclusive post prison interview with the Uninteresting Blob of Flesh. I’m sure folks are eagerly lining up at the newsstands.
There was much hype surrounding the Uninteresting Blob of Flesh’s …
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From tonight’s Larry King Live:
LARRY KING: “Ever taken drugs?”
PARIS HILTON: “No.”
And here’s the follow-up interview that you didn’t see…
CANDY: “Do you think you sh*t glitter?”
PARIS: “Yes.”
CANDY: “So how, exactly, did jail change you?”
PARIS: “Well, the food was, like, so gross that I couldn’t even eat. Look how skinny I am! I can totally related to those kids in Africa now — ya know, the ones with the flies swarming around their heads? Life just hasn’t been fair to us. But I want those kids …
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Us Weekly has banned newly-freed socialite Paris Hilton from this week’s edition of the publication, claiming staff and readers are suffering “Paris fatigue.”
The hotel heiress has (sadly) dominated the world’s media in the past month, becoming a martyr/hero/target of disgust after spending 23 days behind bars for violating her probation from a previous drink driving arrest.
Following Paris’ release yesterday, all gossip rags are expected to focus on the story, except Us Weekly.
Editor Janice Min says, “When it came down to it, the staff and I …
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Wait, didn’t that happen in 1945?
Oh, Paris HILTON…! Got it.
Yes, Paris was freed from jail right after midnight and, of course, she just couldn’t pass up the chance to play up to the cameras, forgoing the opportunity to avoid the “blinding flurry of flashes” for a “special secret exit” alluded to by her lawyer, Richard Hutton.
“She wanted to come out just like everybody else,” he said. And she did, but not before she could put on “a change of clothes and other accessories,” including a sage jacket over a white shirt and skinny …
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Paris Hilton says she’s had enough of the media mocking her every move — even though that’s what her entire “career” is based on — and that she’s “much more grateful” for, well, everything after spending a couple weeks in jail.
Paris took a break from bible studies to call into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show from behind bars, revealing that she appreciates the little things, “even just to have a pillow at night or food,” and that her “gratitude has gone up so much.”
However, she can’t believe they won’t let her “give my …
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Paris Hilton has agreed to hold her first after-jail interview on NBC’s “Today” show for a whopping $1 million, according to The Post.
Sources say the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week. (Paris said she’d only speak with Vieira because of “disparaging” remarks her co-host Matt Lauer made about her — although I doubt Paris said “disparaging.” More like, “not very nice.”)
Meanwhile, ABC is apparently pissed, because they were counting on Barbara Walters — who has become close with …
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Is it just me, or does Paris look much cuter without her makeup?
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